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[ music playing ]

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[ man grunting ]
[ blows striking ]

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Mr. Zander,
former Green Beret.

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[ grunts ]

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Medal of Honor
recipient.

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[ grunts ]

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CIA operative.[ grunts ]

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Former head
of the Black Cobra
Mercenary Society.

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[ grunts, coughs ]

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I thought you would have
been a bigger challenge,

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but what
a disappointment
you are.

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You're beginning
to sound like my father.

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[ grunts ]

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Is there anything you
would like to tell us now?

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Yeah.

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I want to thank you.

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You just saved me 1,500 bucks
in a root canal.

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Heh.

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Joke.

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Don't misunderstand me.

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I find you very funny,

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but I'm done with you
and your jokes.

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So tell me, Mr. Zander,

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do you have
any final words

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before I
remove your head
from your body?

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Yeah, I do.

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Nice leg.

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[ grunting ]

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Aah!Aah!

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Sayonara, amigos.

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Cut!

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Cut! Cut!

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Darren, where are you?
Where are you?

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I-Is this how you
take care of me?

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It was supposed to be
taken care of.

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What happened?

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Sorry. It just
malfunctioned.

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My bad, baby.
My bad.

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Malfunctioned?My bad.

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Wait. This is smoke.

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How could smoke
not function?

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No. We don't use
smoke anymore.

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No, no, no.

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No, no.
"Red Rocket" was smoke.

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That was whoosh.
This is different.
This is wheesh.

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This is
liquid nitrogen,
new formula,

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and it's safe
until it explodes.

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Nitrogen? Are you kidding me?Yes.

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This is a chemical.
This can't be good
for my body.

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Oh, baby,
you look fabulous.

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Yeah, man.
You really do
look fabulous.

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Let's move on to scene 87.Sorry, boss.

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Let's get
the green screen lit.

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Let's get Colton
in his new wardrobe.

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87? Hold on.
Wait a minute.

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Wait a minute.
Darren, I'm not doing 87.

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I'm wrapped.
I can't do this.

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We have to do scene 87.
I need you

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in the scene
with the bugs.

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What bugs? I hate bugs.

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I can't do a bug movie.
I'm not doing--

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It's so funny
that you say that,

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because you're
in a bug movie
right now.

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That's what's happening.I'm in a bug movie?

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When did this
become a bug movie?

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It became a bug movie when
the writer put his fingers
on the keyboard.

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Excuse me. I hope she's
a good friend of yours,

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because you
just got her fired.

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Hit that
with something heavy.

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If I see that
near your face,

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your face is in
the unemployment office.

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What page is there
a bug movie?

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What page?
Did you read the script?

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Yeah, I looked it over.

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What do you mean
you looked it over?

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Did you put it on a coffee table
and look at it,

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or did you read it?I read most of it, Darren.

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Come on. We're done here.We're not done.

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We're not done.Oh, really?

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Look, we're into
four hours of overtime,

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and you promised me
I could take my kid
to see his favorite team.

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You promised me that you
would be a team player
on this shoot,

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that I wouldn't have to put up
with your crap this time.

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I've been
here for 16 hours
choking on smoke.

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How much more
of a team player
do you want?

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Don't walk out that door.Really?

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You're making a mistake. Really?

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Thank you, Amber.

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Oh, come on. Get bent.

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Don't walk out that door,
Colton.

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Okay, you did.
Now don't walk to your car.

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Really?
Okay, it's over
for you if you do.

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Over? Come on.
Yeah.

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We know each other
10 years. We're buddies.

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10 years is nothing
in this business.

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I'm done with you.Oh, come on.

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Look, Darren, you know
the only reason

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the producers
put me in this

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is to put my face
on the video box.

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On a video box?
Did you just time-travel here
from the nineties?

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This is your problem.

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You live in a world
of car phones and
fax machines.

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You're living in the past.

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"Red Rocket"
was 20 years ago.

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"Clown Cops"
was 25 years ago.

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You have to realize
I only put you in this move
as a favor to Arni.

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I'm making a movie about
giant cockroaches, okay?

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It sells itself.
It doesn't need this,
not anymore.

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Look, you don't
have to say that.
That's not really nice.

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We're friends. Come on.

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Not anymore.
I'm done with you.

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Come on, Darren.

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I'm gonna see you
tomorrow morning.

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Not unless I'm down
at the unemployment
office, you won't.

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Okay, bye, Colton.

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Meg, get Arni
on the phone.

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[ traffic honking ]

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[ radio ]
A recent swarm of earthquakes

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has been rocking
Southern California.

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Dr. Deckert Serbi is here
to talk about what is happening.

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[ cellphone rings ]

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Thank you for spending some time
with us today, Doctor.

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This is Colton.

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You walked off the set?

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Are you kidding me
right now?

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Are you kidding me,
Arni?

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It's a freaking
cockroach movie.

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[ laughs]
He didn't read the script.

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It's what's
being offered.

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It's $10,000
for one day's work,

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and I had to beg
to get it for you!

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Well, you know what?
They can keep
the money, okay?

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You know, I'm looking
for something with
integrity and respect.

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Do you know that word,
Arni? "Respect."

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You know, I'm better
than this crap.

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No, you're not.

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I promised them--

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No, I swore to them
you would be a mensch!

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Nobody is more menschy
than me. You know that.

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Look, I just
bailed you out of jail.

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You were five seconds
away from orange is
the new ass in town.

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They kept me four hours
after my day, okay?

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I don't care!

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You owe me money, Colt!

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Just turn your car
around, please,
and go to work!

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[ cellphone rings ]Arni, I got another call.

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No more bug movies.

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Don't you hang up on me!

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Don't! Don't!

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Mother--Maggie!

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Hi, honey.

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Where the hell
are you?

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It's nice to hear
your voice, too, sweetheart.

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The game starts
in 20 minutes.

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Did you forget?

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No. Honey,
this is Los Angeles.

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Nobody gets to a game
before the fourth inning.

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You know that.

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Whatever.
I'm out of here.

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Uh, he's on--
he's on his way, sweetheart.

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I've heard it before.

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Wyatt.

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[ sighs ]

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Great. He just walked
out of the house.

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[ sighs ]
What's with that kid?

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He doesn't listen
anymore.

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Tell him the freeway's
a parking lot.

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I'm gonna get there
as soon as I can.

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You know what?
You tell him.

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Colton West is
in the news again.

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Why are you
on TV?

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According to
law enforcement sources,

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nineties movie star and
action hero Colton West

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was booked last night
in Santa Monica

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on charges of aggravated assault
and resisting arrest.

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I guess that's one way to get
yourself back in the public eye.

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What kind of trouble
are you in now?

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I don't know, honey.
I really don't know.

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You know what?
I don't care.

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Goodbye, Colton.

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[ rumbling ]

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Whoa.Did you feel that?

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Whoa!

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[ static ]
We're having an earthquake.

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Yeah, honey,
are you okay?

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Olivia, are you okay?

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Whoa!
You see that?!

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[ motorists chattering ]

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[ motorists screaming ]

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COLTON: Everybody
take cover!

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[ lava sizzling ]

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Aah!

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[ yelling ]

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Come on.

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Come on. Come on.

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Come on, answer.

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Answer.[ line squealing ]

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[ busy signal ]

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[ radio ] Reports are pouring in
of an unprecedented

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geological event
occurring in Los Angeles.

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How 'bout biological?

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How 'bout volcanic,
you moron?

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This is
a freaking apocalypse!

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In a follow-up story,
the Malibu bar fight

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involving nineties movie star
and action hero, Colton West,

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who was made famous
by his role as the Red Rocket

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and made famous the expression,
"Nice" anything.

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Nice nose.

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Nice tattoo. Yah!

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[ man screams ]

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Nice tentacle.

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Eyewitnesses are now
coming forward

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to say that Colton West
was in fact

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trying to be a peacemaker.

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If that in fact is the case,

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then this reporter
has one thing to say.

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We interrupt this program
to bring you breaking news.

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The earthquakes
that have been shaking

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the L.A. basin
the last few minutes

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are in fact tied
to a volcanic eruption

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in the Santa Monica Mountains
near the Sepulveda Pass.

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Now, this would be

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an unprecedented volcanic event
that--Okay.

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[ rumbling ]

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[ static ]

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[ tone whining ]

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ARNI: Why is there
still no Internet?

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Damn it!

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You get Colton
on the phone yet?

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No. It keeps going
to voice mail.

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You guys
have to see this.

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One of my friends
just sent this to me.

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[ people screaming ]

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[ gasps ]

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Yeah, that's great.

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My kid has
that app, too.

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Take a video
of anything,

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you can nuke it,
alien invade it,

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smash it
with a meteor.
What?

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He's already killed
the neighbor's cat
30 times.

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WOMAN: Oh, my God!

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That was a big one,
you guys.

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I think
we should go home.

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I think
you're right.

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That's a first.

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[ screams ]
Now!

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Okay.

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Son of a--

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Spiders.
Did the spiders come?

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Have you seen
the spiders?

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Why didn't you tell me
about the bar fight?

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The bar--bar fight
was nothing!

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Nothing?What--

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It's all over the news.

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00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:57,700
"Colton West
is in trouble again."

256
00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,006
Did Arni bail you out?

257
00:10:59,049 --> 00:11:00,355
None of that matters.
Nothing matters.

258
00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:02,487
What matters
is you're okay.

259
00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:04,141
Thank God, honey,
you're okay.

260
00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:06,056
You're not gonna believe
what I saw.

261
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:08,058
You're not gonna believe
what's going on
on the freeway.

262
00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:09,059
Where's Wyatt?

263
00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:10,495
He left, remember?

264
00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:11,801
When did he do that?

265
00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:13,150
Of course you
don't remember. He--

266
00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:14,891
You forgot to pick
him up for his game,

267
00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:16,545
so he just walked
out of the house.

268
00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:17,981
Honey, have you seen
the news?

269
00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:19,983
Yes! You had a bar fight.

270
00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:22,551
Call Wyatt,
and get him back here.

271
00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:24,945
I have been
calling Wyatt,

272
00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:27,338
but of course
he's not picking up.

273
00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:33,344
You know what?
I'm just gonna go teach
my kickboxing class.

274
00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:34,781
You're not
teaching anything.

275
00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:36,043
You're not going anywhere.

276
00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:37,348
Honey, it's not safe
out there.

277
00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:38,523
I don't want you
going anywhere.

278
00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:40,090
Stop it.
You're scaring me.

279
00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:41,831
All right, I'm sorry!
What do you want from me?

280
00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,920
I want you
to talk to me like
a normal human being.

281
00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:45,008
Okay. Okay. Sweetheart,

282
00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:46,706
did you feel
the earthquake?

283
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:47,750
Yes.

284
00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:48,751
Good! Good!

285
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:49,926
I felt the earthquake.

286
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:51,406
It was an earthquake.Right.

287
00:11:51,449 --> 00:11:53,016
The fifth one this year.

288
00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:55,062
It's not like it's
the end of the world.

289
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:56,977
Yes, it is, believe me.
The Santa Monica Mountains

290
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,370
erupted like a volcano.
I was on the freeway,

291
00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:01,808
and I saw spiders
the size of men

292
00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:04,332
raining on hoods
and spitting fire out
of their mouths.

293
00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:05,594
Fire out of their mouths.

294
00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:07,378
Have you
been drinking again?

295
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:08,902
No.You know what?

296
00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:10,555
That's it.
I'm calling
Dr. Hertzberg.

297
00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:11,948
Honey, wait.
No, no, no. Stop it.

298
00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:13,428
In the car now.Honey, stop it.

299
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:15,517
I am not on anything.
I am completely sober.

300
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:16,997
I need you
to listen to me.

301
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,302
Sweetheart,
listen to me.

302
00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:20,348
I love you, okay?
I need you to pack

303
00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:21,436
everything that's
important to us.

304
00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:22,829
I want you to take the dog,

305
00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:24,221
I want you take
your jewelry,

306
00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:26,093
and I want you
to pack everything up,

307
00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:28,704
and you have to listen to me,
and we have to leave here.

308
00:12:31,228 --> 00:12:34,144
Colton,
we don't have a dog.

309
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:35,232
[ sighs ]

310
00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:37,757
Colton! Colton!

311
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,673
Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait.
What is that for?

312
00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:44,459
I'm going to get Wyatt.
Honey, did you call him or not?

313
00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,809
Okay, okay.
I was standing here,
talking to you.

314
00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:48,637
He said he was
going to Travis'.

315
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,987
Oh, damn. Then he's probably
downtown riding bikes.

316
00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:52,772
Look, just stay
in the house.

317
00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:55,122
If he comes back,
you keep him here.
You got it?

318
00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:56,819
Circuits are busy.

319
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,255
Well, just keep trying.

320
00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:00,692
And tell everybody
to stay off the freeway.

321
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,068
All right, get this.
Get this.

322
00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:29,025
Here he goes.
Here he goes.

323
00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:33,769
Whoo!

324
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,032
Ah, wicked, man!

325
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:38,426
Hey, dawg. I didn't
know you were coming.

326
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:39,949
Glad you could
make it out.

327
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:41,211
Hey, Jordan.
Sick move, man.

328
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:42,560
Thanks.Yeah.

329
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,084
Should have been here
five minutes ago.

330
00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,737
Yeah. You should've seen.
My girl was sick.

331
00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:47,217
So are you
riding with us today?

332
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,002
Yeah, for sure, if it's
cool with you guys.

333
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:50,481
Of course.Hell, yeah.

334
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:51,874
Oh, right on. Let's go.

335
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:55,747
Don't even think
about it.

336
00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:58,098
I've been trying forever
to get her out here.

337
00:13:58,141 --> 00:13:59,099
What did I do?

338
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:00,840
Gave her a flirty smile.

339
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:01,841
[ both laugh ]

340
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,103
I did?
Yeah.

341
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:04,539
Oh, okay. Well, um,
Eli's the one

342
00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:05,888
riding with her
right now,

343
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,194
so you might wanna
go jump in on that.

344
00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:09,718
Dude, I don't care
about Eli.

345
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:11,067
Don't mess this up
for me, man.

346
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:13,548
Dude, relax.
It's--It's good.

347
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,289
Come on. Let's just--
Come on. Let's ride.

348
00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:16,464
[ explosion ]
Whoa!

349
00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:17,944
Dude.

350
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:18,901
What just happened?

351
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:23,645
Whoa, did you guys
see that?

352
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:28,258
ELI: That was big.

353
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,521
Yeah. Let's check it out.

354
00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:32,001
[ cellphone vibrating ]

355
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:36,049
Are you coming?

356
00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:37,920
What? Um...

357
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:40,009
yeah. Yeah.

358
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,451
Hey, it's Wyatt.
I'm not here right now.

359
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:49,018
Leave a message.Damn it.

360
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:55,895
Damn. Oh. What the--

361
00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:02,118
What the...

362
00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:16,785
Are you kidding me?

363
00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,272
My God!

364
00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:39,808
[ phone line ringing ]

365
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:42,680
[ telephone rings ]

366
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:43,855
Hello.

367
00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,509
Hey, Doris.
It's Olivia.

368
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:47,859
You're checking up
on me, aren't you?

369
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:49,209
I'm fine, darling.

370
00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:51,211
40 years here,
and I swear

371
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:53,691
I'll never get used
to these earthquakes.

372
00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:55,041
I know, right?

373
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:56,781
Hey, listen, is your power
out over there?

374
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:58,087
Yeah,
couple minutes ago.

375
00:15:58,131 --> 00:15:59,784
Must be
the whole neighborhood.

376
00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:00,785
You need candles?

377
00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:01,873
No, no, no, I'm good.

378
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,353
You okay?I don't know.

379
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,355
Colton was just here,
and he was ranting

380
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:08,924
about some kind of
a disaster, and it actually
shook me up a little.

381
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,317
Earthquakes, fires,[ dog barking ]

382
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,014
rolling blackouts,
mudslides,

383
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,711
the Governator.
We're Californians.

384
00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:15,017
We've been
through worse.

385
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,453
Yeah, I guess.

386
00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:17,672
Is he still home?

387
00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:19,804
No, no. He went
to go get Wyatt.

388
00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:21,676
[ dog barking ]They're gonna be back
in little bit.

389
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:23,547
[ dog growls, whimpers ]

390
00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:24,809
What now?

391
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:27,029
Olivia, can you
hold on a second?

392
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,988
Coco's barking.
I need to see
what's going on.

393
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:29,945
Yeah, sure.

394
00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:37,300
Coco.

395
00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:41,609
Coco!

396
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:43,480
Where are you?

397
00:16:56,972 --> 00:17:00,062
Coco, where are you?

398
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:02,195
Where have you gone?

399
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:08,679
[ gasping ]

400
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,681
Why--

401
00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:13,945
[ chittering ]

402
00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:15,164
[ hisses ]

403
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:16,818
[ screaming ]

404
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:21,344
Doris?

405
00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:22,476
Doris!

406
00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:27,089
Whoa.

407
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,699
Hold on.Whoa, look at that.

408
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,005
Wow.Whoa, guys.

409
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,789
Hold up. Hold up.
Hold up.

410
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:34,183
[ overlapping chatter ]Oh, man.

411
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:41,582
What do you think
happened here?

412
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,410
The ground just started
breaking up.

413
00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:45,107
Looks like
a bomb hit.

414
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:47,457
[ chittering ]
What?

415
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:56,162
Hold up.
You smell that?

416
00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:57,815
That smells
like gas.

417
00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,730
Guys, let's get
out of here.

418
00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:01,384
Yeah, I'm with Wyatt.Come on.

419
00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:05,693
[ all gasp ]

420
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,608
[ screaming ]Go! Go!

421
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,395
Wyatt! Wyatt!

422
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:14,484
Jordan, hold on!

423
00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:18,184
Come on! Come on!

424
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:20,099
Something bit me.Can you ride?

425
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,448
Go!

426
00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:23,014
Go! Go!

427
00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:24,103
Go! Go! Go!

428
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:25,582
Come on.

429
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:37,420
Yo!

430
00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:38,856
Yo, stop!

431
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,598
Yo! Yo! Yo!

432
00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:42,730
Stop!

433
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,079
[ honking ]Stop! Stop! Stop!

434
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,385
Please stop!

435
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:54,350
[ phone line ringing ]

436
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:55,351
[ line grinding ]

437
00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:56,352
[ busy signal ]

438
00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:58,572
[ sirens blaring ]

439
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:01,052
What the heck
is that guy doing there?

440
00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:02,315
Hey!Oh, my God.

441
00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:03,620
Hey! Hey, hey!

442
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:04,621
Everyone...
Hey, stop!

443
00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:06,188
Stop! Hey!

444
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:09,496
It's the Red Rocket
himself, Colton West!

445
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:10,801
Hey!

446
00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:12,803
Look, look, no time
for a tour, okay?

447
00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:14,501
Did you not see
the volcano?

448
00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:16,198
There's a catastrophe
going on.

449
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:18,026
No, no,
it's just a little
earthquake, Colton.

450
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,723
No. No. It's not
a little earthquake, man.

451
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:21,334
You guys
are in a lot of trouble.

452
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:22,944
You gotta get out of here.

453
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,728
You gotta get these people
to a safe place.

454
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:25,729
Look, what's your name?

455
00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:26,730
Joe.
Joe?

456
00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:28,036
Okay, Joe. Joe, I need--

457
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:30,212
Joe, I need
your focus on me, okay?

458
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,127
Joe, I need to get
downtown to get my son.

459
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,172
Can you help me?

460
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:34,390
But just first,
just get

461
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:35,957
a quick little selfie.
Do you mind?

462
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,219
No, Joe, we don't
have time for pictures.

463
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,612
My wife would
just love this.

464
00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:40,266
Joe, just please--
just take me downtown.

465
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:41,963
No, wait! Right.
No, no. No, better!

466
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:43,182
You and the bus.

467
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:44,487
It would be,
like, awesome PR,

468
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:45,967
just right there
in front of the bus.

469
00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:47,708
Great, Joe.

470
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:48,926
Joe, a shot right here,
right?

471
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,319
Oh, you look nice.

472
00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:51,973
Need to move back
a little bit, Joe.

473
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,235
Okay, okay, okay.Move back a little bit, Joe.

474
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:54,454
Okay, just keep moving back.Okay.

475
00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:55,890
Yeah, keep moving back.I got it.

476
00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:57,326
Yeah, yeah.
It's called a wide shot.

477
00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:58,545
A wide shot?Wide shot, Joe.

478
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,242
Yeah, yeah. Movie talk, Joe.Okay.

479
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:01,939
Movie talk. You're gonna
be making a movie with me.

480
00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:03,158
I'm making a movie
with Colton West.

481
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,333
And then
you know what, Joe?

482
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:05,682
Another movie talk
is camera left.

483
00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:06,944
That way. Exactly, Joe.

484
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:08,119
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay, so...

485
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:09,251
Yeah. Turn that way,
and look...

486
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:10,557
Turn?towards the trees, Joe.

487
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,688
Aim the camera that way?That's it.

488
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:13,212
Okay.Aim toward--You know,

489
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,735
I'm gonna say, "Action,"
Joe, like a movie.

490
00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:15,953
We're making
a great movie, Joe.

491
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:17,216
Okay.
This is just so awesome.

492
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:18,565
I mean, I'm such
a big fan of...

493
00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:20,349
And don't move
until I say, "Action."

494
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:21,481
The second one
not so much,

495
00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:22,482
but the first one was--

496
00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:23,831
Action!
Hey!

497
00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:24,875
[ riders yelling ] Hey!

498
00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:26,486
My bus! Ahh!

499
00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:29,358
Colton West took my bus!

500
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:33,884
[ applause and cheering ]

501
00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:35,364
Thank you very much.

502
00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:38,062
I apologize
for taking control
of your bus,

503
00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:40,543
but as you may
or may not know,

504
00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:42,719
there was an earthquake
today in Los Angeles

505
00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:45,287
that was caused
by some sort of
volcanic activity

506
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:46,984
in the Santa Monica
Mountains.

507
00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:50,901
Lava spiders erupted
from these mountains,
spiders,

508
00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:52,947
spiders as big as men,

509
00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:56,429
and they rained down
on all of Los Angeles.

510
00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:57,952
Colton, banzai!

511
00:20:57,995 --> 00:21:00,650
[ applause and cheering ]

512
00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:03,000
Thanks, kid.

513
00:21:03,044 --> 00:21:04,567
Banzaito you, too.

514
00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:15,274
This way!

515
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:18,886
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

516
00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:26,023
Follow me. Come on.

517
00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:26,981
Go! Go!

518
00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:30,201
Hurry up! Come on!

519
00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:33,335
Eli!

520
00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:35,250
I'm coming! I'm com--Eli!

521
00:21:37,818 --> 00:21:39,385
Eli, no!

522
00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:40,995
[ hisses ]Eli!

523
00:21:41,038 --> 00:21:41,996
JORDAN: Eli, no!

524
00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:43,693
Wyatt, let's go!

525
00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:46,783
[ hissing ]

526
00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:49,308
Aah! Aah!

527
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:50,265
What?!
What the hell!

528
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:52,702
Travis!
Travis, here!

529
00:21:52,746 --> 00:21:53,877
Come here.
Come here.

530
00:21:57,490 --> 00:21:58,447
Let me...

531
00:21:58,491 --> 00:21:59,579
[ winces ]

532
00:21:59,622 --> 00:22:01,363
Jordan! Jordan!

533
00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:02,364
Dude, don't leave me.

534
00:22:02,408 --> 00:22:03,409
I'm right here!

535
00:22:03,452 --> 00:22:05,019
Don't touch it.

536
00:22:05,062 --> 00:22:07,587
Just get me
out of here, okay?

537
00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:11,286
Did you see what
those things did to Eli?

538
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,896
What the hell
are those things?

539
00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:14,463
I don't know, man.

540
00:22:14,507 --> 00:22:16,117
It bit me.

541
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,118
It bit you?

542
00:22:17,161 --> 00:22:18,249
What bit you?

543
00:22:18,293 --> 00:22:20,643
I said I don't know, man!

544
00:22:20,687 --> 00:22:23,211
Okay, listen.
Just stay here for a second.

545
00:22:23,254 --> 00:22:25,300
Okay. You watch her.
Hey, can you do that?

546
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,562
Okay, I'm gonna get
the first-aid kit.

547
00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:28,259
Okay.

548
00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:29,826
[ both gasping ]

549
00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:32,220
I'm burnt so bad.

550
00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:39,401
Doris, are you in there?

551
00:22:39,445 --> 00:22:40,837
It's Olivia.

552
00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:41,882
[ knocks ]

553
00:22:41,925 --> 00:22:43,231
Doris, are...

554
00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:48,497
[ gasps ]

555
00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:49,977
What the...

556
00:22:52,109 --> 00:22:53,459
[ hisses ]

557
00:23:07,342 --> 00:23:09,257
[ gasping ]

558
00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:14,436
Oh, my God. What...

559
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,352
Wyatt. [ gasps ]

560
00:23:23,358 --> 00:23:26,709
Oh, man, the Red Rocket
is driving my tour bus.

561
00:23:26,753 --> 00:23:27,971
Somebody pinch me!

562
00:23:28,015 --> 00:23:29,712
Thanks a lot, kid.
I appreciate it.

563
00:23:29,756 --> 00:23:32,498
Uh, listen, I know that you
hear this all the time,

564
00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:34,413
but I am your biggest fan.Yeah.

565
00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:35,414
Hi. I'm Chris.

566
00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:36,415
Chris.
Yeah.

567
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:37,764
Not a good time to talk.

568
00:23:37,807 --> 00:23:39,374
No, no, I know.
With the earthquakes

569
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,810
and everything
and the spiders.

570
00:23:40,854 --> 00:23:42,899
There are spiders, buddy.No, no, no, I know.

571
00:23:42,943 --> 00:23:45,075
Big as your freaking body. Big as my body.

572
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:48,035
The thing is, is that I've
watched all your movies.

573
00:23:48,078 --> 00:23:50,385
I know all your lines.
Nice tattoo. Yah!

574
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:53,344
Look, Chris, this is
not a good time
to discuss film.

575
00:23:53,388 --> 00:23:54,824
Sure.
Sure, sure, sure, sure.

576
00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:56,478
But seriously,
am I on, like,

577
00:23:56,522 --> 00:23:58,175
a hidden-camera show
or something?

578
00:23:58,219 --> 00:24:00,917
'Cause I could have swore
I saw a camera right there.

579
00:24:00,961 --> 00:24:02,266
Yeah. Yeah.
There's cameras
everywhere. Look...

580
00:24:02,310 --> 00:24:03,311
I knew it.

581
00:24:03,354 --> 00:24:04,704
you want to be
a good boy,

582
00:24:04,747 --> 00:24:07,010
tell everybody
to sit down and hold on.

583
00:24:07,054 --> 00:24:10,492
All right, I need everybody
to hold on and sit down.

584
00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:12,015
Colton West,
action hero!

585
00:24:12,059 --> 00:24:14,583
[ cheering ]

586
00:24:14,627 --> 00:24:17,064
Yeah. See,
the problem is that,

587
00:24:17,107 --> 00:24:20,241
like, 90% of these people
don't speak any English.

588
00:24:22,983 --> 00:24:25,289
Uh, we got a problem
up ahead.

589
00:24:28,031 --> 00:24:29,511
I hate spiders.

590
00:24:30,947 --> 00:24:32,862
Aah! Aah!

591
00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:34,516
What the hell is that?

592
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,257
[ screaming ]

593
00:24:43,177 --> 00:24:44,787
Oh, homina.

594
00:24:44,831 --> 00:24:46,615
[ screaming ]

595
00:24:46,659 --> 00:24:47,877
Chris!
What?

596
00:24:47,921 --> 00:24:49,096
Switching.

597
00:24:49,139 --> 00:24:51,098
Really?

598
00:24:51,141 --> 00:24:52,795
No fare, no ride.

599
00:24:54,014 --> 00:24:57,234
Gun! Awesome!

600
00:24:57,278 --> 00:24:58,192
Top!

601
00:25:02,022 --> 00:25:03,980
Ah, there's one on top now.

602
00:25:04,024 --> 00:25:05,329
You gotta do something.

603
00:25:05,373 --> 00:25:06,417
I am doing something.

604
00:25:08,985 --> 00:25:10,987
Do that thing like you did
in that movie.

605
00:25:11,031 --> 00:25:13,076
Chris, you know
the difference between
real life and movies?

606
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,077
No!Darn.

607
00:25:14,121 --> 00:25:15,862
Well, what did I do?

608
00:25:15,905 --> 00:25:17,646
I don't know.
You, like, pulled
the emergency brake,

609
00:25:17,690 --> 00:25:18,647
and it did
something cool.

610
00:25:18,691 --> 00:25:20,519
Oh, yeah.

611
00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:22,042
Whoo!

612
00:25:25,088 --> 00:25:26,873
[ hisses ]

613
00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:28,091
[ splat ]

614
00:25:28,135 --> 00:25:30,093
[ cheering ]

615
00:25:32,618 --> 00:25:34,881
[ laughs ]

616
00:25:34,924 --> 00:25:37,579
Colton West, I love you!

617
00:25:37,623 --> 00:25:39,450
Ah ha.
I love you, too.

618
00:25:39,494 --> 00:25:40,800
Me, too.

619
00:25:40,843 --> 00:25:41,844
Calm down, Chris.
Okay.

620
00:25:41,888 --> 00:25:43,803
[ passengers cheering ]

621
00:25:47,154 --> 00:25:48,547
I'm not
getting anything.

622
00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:50,592
How the hell are
we supposed to know

623
00:25:50,636 --> 00:25:52,681
what's going on outside
if we don't have
any cell service?

624
00:25:52,725 --> 00:25:54,291
Where did you
find that?

625
00:25:54,335 --> 00:25:56,032
Are you sure you know
what you're doing?

626
00:25:56,076 --> 00:25:57,556
You have to trust me, okay?

627
00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:58,644
We need to treat this.

628
00:26:00,210 --> 00:26:01,342
[ groaning ]

629
00:26:01,385 --> 00:26:04,084
I know. I know.
I know. I know.

630
00:26:04,127 --> 00:26:07,478
You know, when I was
a little kid, I used
to come here all the time.

631
00:26:09,437 --> 00:26:12,396
They would film
a ton of movies here,

632
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:16,226
and when my dad was shooting,
he would bring me on set.

633
00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:20,753
All right, This is really
gonna hurt, all right?

634
00:26:20,796 --> 00:26:23,277
Ohh! Oh, you think?

635
00:26:24,670 --> 00:26:27,020
What the heck
are those things?

636
00:26:27,063 --> 00:26:28,674
Ah, they look
like spiders.

637
00:26:28,717 --> 00:26:30,501
Spiders aren't
that big.

638
00:26:30,545 --> 00:26:33,417
Spiders don't spray
hot lava.

639
00:26:33,461 --> 00:26:34,810
Spiders--I don't know, man. I don't know.

640
00:26:34,854 --> 00:26:35,985
It looked like
some kind of spider, though.

641
00:26:36,029 --> 00:26:38,031
Oh, it burns so bad.

642
00:26:38,074 --> 00:26:39,423
[ screams ]

643
00:26:39,467 --> 00:26:41,382
We gotta get some help.

644
00:26:41,425 --> 00:26:42,818
Maybe if we go up higher,

645
00:26:42,862 --> 00:26:44,646
we'd get some cell service,
something.

646
00:26:44,690 --> 00:26:46,430
Sure as hell ain't
going back outside.

647
00:26:48,694 --> 00:26:49,695
Okay.

648
00:26:49,738 --> 00:26:51,000
You guys smell that?

649
00:26:54,221 --> 00:26:56,092
TRAVIS:
They're trying
to get in.

650
00:26:59,835 --> 00:27:01,663
They're trying
to get in! Let's get
out of here!

651
00:27:01,707 --> 00:27:02,795
Okay. We gotta go.
We gotta go.

652
00:27:02,838 --> 00:27:03,796
Come on. Can you walk?

653
00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:06,189
Do I have a choice?No.

654
00:27:06,233 --> 00:27:08,670
Come on.
[ gasping ]

655
00:27:08,714 --> 00:27:09,628
Come on. Let's go.
Let's go. Come on.

656
00:27:16,330 --> 00:27:18,898
Come on. Come on.

657
00:27:18,941 --> 00:27:20,160
[ busy signal ]

658
00:27:20,203 --> 00:27:21,161
Crap.

659
00:27:21,204 --> 00:27:23,206
[ electricity crackles ]

660
00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:25,948
As we continue
to bring you coverage

661
00:27:25,992 --> 00:27:27,297
of the L.A. eruptions,

662
00:27:27,341 --> 00:27:29,691
new details are emerging
by the minute.

663
00:27:29,735 --> 00:27:31,432
We've got exclusive footage

664
00:27:31,475 --> 00:27:34,522
of the damage from this
amazing volcanic activity.

665
00:27:34,565 --> 00:27:36,176
Now, the entire area
around the 405

666
00:27:36,219 --> 00:27:39,701
is closed from the 110
to the I-5

667
00:27:39,745 --> 00:27:42,835
while rescue crews scramble
to evacuate survivors

668
00:27:42,878 --> 00:27:44,314
and put out fires

669
00:27:44,358 --> 00:27:46,621
that are spreading
across the Sepulveda basin.

670
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:51,104
Now, this one can be filed
under "Only in Hollyweird".

671
00:27:51,147 --> 00:27:55,848
We have unconfirmed reports
of a new breed of arachnids

672
00:27:55,891 --> 00:28:00,287
like these from the Hollywood
blockbuster "Spiders 3D"

673
00:28:00,330 --> 00:28:02,855
that have supposedly
been attacking Angelenos.

674
00:28:02,898 --> 00:28:04,117
That's right.

675
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,249
Large, seemingly
prehistoric spiders

676
00:28:06,293 --> 00:28:08,556
have been emerging
from the chaos,

677
00:28:08,599 --> 00:28:09,949
and for more of this,

678
00:28:09,992 --> 00:28:13,039
we're gonna go to Sue Schnell
and her crew,

679
00:28:13,082 --> 00:28:15,563
who finally have been moved
to a safer location.

680
00:28:15,606 --> 00:28:16,956
Sue, what can you tell us?

681
00:28:16,999 --> 00:28:18,218
That's right, Dan.

682
00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:19,523
As you can see behind me here,

683
00:28:19,567 --> 00:28:21,090
the National Guard
has been called in

684
00:28:21,134 --> 00:28:23,310
to work
with local law enforcement

685
00:28:23,353 --> 00:28:26,792
to establish a safe perimeter
around the disaster zone.

686
00:28:26,835 --> 00:28:28,881
Although I haven't seen
anything myself,

687
00:28:28,924 --> 00:28:30,970
social media is all over this,

688
00:28:31,013 --> 00:28:32,972
with reports of giant
fire-breathing spiders

689
00:28:33,015 --> 00:28:35,235
that have only added
to the mayhem

690
00:28:35,278 --> 00:28:36,453
that has gripped the region.

691
00:28:36,497 --> 00:28:37,977
Excuse me?

692
00:28:40,022 --> 00:28:43,678
In other news, related or not,

693
00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:46,942
Colton West has apparently
hijacked a tour bus.

694
00:28:46,986 --> 00:28:48,770
Folks, we'll be back
in just a minute.

695
00:28:48,814 --> 00:28:49,771
[ chittering ][ gasps ]

696
00:28:49,815 --> 00:28:51,773
What?

697
00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:52,731
Ohh.

698
00:29:10,183 --> 00:29:12,838
[ gasping ]

699
00:29:12,881 --> 00:29:14,622
[ hissing ]

700
00:29:14,665 --> 00:29:16,842
Let's do this.

701
00:29:26,242 --> 00:29:27,156
[ hissing ]

702
00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:30,594
[ gasping ]

703
00:29:37,993 --> 00:29:39,429
[ hissing ]

704
00:29:40,909 --> 00:29:42,389
[ gasps ]

705
00:29:43,825 --> 00:29:45,479
What are you waiting for?

706
00:29:56,142 --> 00:29:59,493
You messed
with the wrong house.

707
00:29:59,536 --> 00:30:01,451
[ overlapping yells, chatter ]

708
00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:10,460
Uh, Mr. West,
what do you think

709
00:30:10,504 --> 00:30:12,288
is in the blood
of these things?

710
00:30:12,332 --> 00:30:14,203
I don't want
to study 'em, Chris.

711
00:30:14,247 --> 00:30:15,814
I just want to kill 'em.

712
00:30:15,857 --> 00:30:17,511
Yeah. Well,
whatever it is,

713
00:30:17,554 --> 00:30:19,165
it's eating
through the bus.

714
00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:21,558
What do you think happens
when it hits gas?

715
00:30:21,602 --> 00:30:24,213
Hang on, everybody.
Hang on!

716
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,175
Everybody off!Go!

717
00:30:29,218 --> 00:30:31,046
Everybody off!Go! Go! Go!

718
00:30:31,090 --> 00:30:32,308
Everybody
off now!

719
00:30:32,352 --> 00:30:33,788
Go! Go! Go!

720
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,181
Go! Go! Go!

721
00:30:35,224 --> 00:30:36,747
I'm last.Go! Go! Go!

722
00:30:38,575 --> 00:30:39,663
Go! Go! Go! Go!

723
00:30:39,707 --> 00:30:41,013
Get off!Let's go!

724
00:30:41,056 --> 00:30:42,536
Come on!

725
00:30:45,234 --> 00:30:47,889
[ yelling ]

726
00:30:50,631 --> 00:30:52,546
WOMAN: Oh, my God!

727
00:30:52,589 --> 00:30:55,505
Everybody's off
that bus, aren't they?

728
00:30:55,549 --> 00:30:56,593
Yeah.

729
00:30:56,637 --> 00:30:58,595
WOMAN:
Clear the area!

730
00:30:58,639 --> 00:30:59,945
You saved us.

731
00:30:59,988 --> 00:31:02,382
No.
You're the man!

732
00:31:02,425 --> 00:31:03,774
I didn't save anybody.

733
00:31:03,818 --> 00:31:05,428
Yeah.

734
00:31:05,472 --> 00:31:08,388
We still got act two
and act three to go.

735
00:31:08,431 --> 00:31:10,259
Movie talk.

736
00:31:10,303 --> 00:31:11,260
Yeah.

737
00:31:11,304 --> 00:31:12,348
Yeah.

738
00:31:12,392 --> 00:31:14,698
Movie talk.
[ groans ]

739
00:31:17,136 --> 00:31:18,528
But now for many Angelenos

740
00:31:18,572 --> 00:31:20,661
who are used to the shaking
and the fires,

741
00:31:20,704 --> 00:31:21,967
it's as if nothing
is happening,

742
00:31:22,010 --> 00:31:23,359
and for that story,

743
00:31:23,403 --> 00:31:25,927
we have Ed Mendez
on Hollywood Boulevard.

744
00:31:25,971 --> 00:31:27,233
Ed, what can you tell us?

745
00:31:27,276 --> 00:31:28,930
Thanks, Dan. And it is true

746
00:31:28,974 --> 00:31:31,324
that business and
leisure go on as usual,

747
00:31:31,367 --> 00:31:32,891
and most people
either haven't heard

748
00:31:32,934 --> 00:31:34,588
about these disasters
across town,

749
00:31:34,631 --> 00:31:36,285
or they simply
don't believe it,

750
00:31:36,329 --> 00:31:38,897
but that is quickly changing.

751
00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:42,335
Now, we are just blocks away
from where a tour bus exploded,

752
00:31:42,378 --> 00:31:44,293
rocking Hollywood Boulevard,

753
00:31:44,337 --> 00:31:47,209
shattering windows,
and setting off car alarms.

754
00:31:47,253 --> 00:31:49,385
There is so much smoke
in the area.

755
00:31:49,429 --> 00:31:52,301
This is as close as we can
possibly get to the scene,

756
00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:53,999
but I can tell you this much.

757
00:31:54,042 --> 00:31:55,696
Some of the passengers
were terrified,

758
00:31:55,739 --> 00:31:57,872
and they're claiming
that creatures

759
00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:01,223
they believe are spiders
attacked their bus,

760
00:32:01,267 --> 00:32:04,705
a literal avalanche
of lava-breathing spiders,

761
00:32:04,748 --> 00:32:07,316
lavalantulas.

762
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,971
Were there any casualties
in this explosion?

763
00:32:10,015 --> 00:32:12,800
No. Apparently Colton West,

764
00:32:12,843 --> 00:32:16,586
who we're hearing hijacked that
very bus just moments earlier,

765
00:32:16,630 --> 00:32:20,155
was able to get everybody
to safety before it blew.

766
00:32:20,199 --> 00:32:21,461
Thank you, Ed.

767
00:32:21,504 --> 00:32:22,810
Okay. We're gonna
bring you more

768
00:32:22,853 --> 00:32:24,159
from the Santa Monica
Mountains,

769
00:32:24,203 --> 00:32:25,465
where the fire crews

770
00:32:25,508 --> 00:32:26,509
are struggling
to contain the chaos.

771
00:32:26,553 --> 00:32:28,772
Come on. Come on.

772
00:32:28,816 --> 00:32:30,774
JORDAN: Okay, okay.
Okay, I need a break.

773
00:32:30,818 --> 00:32:32,907
I need a break.All right, all right.

774
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:34,996
Grab that. Grab that.
Come on. Sit down.

775
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,998
[ panting ]Okay.

776
00:32:37,042 --> 00:32:41,350
Ah, jeez.
Still no signal.

777
00:32:41,394 --> 00:32:43,222
Wonder if
the cell towers
are all out?

778
00:32:43,265 --> 00:32:44,571
The roof is gonna
be our only chance
to get out of here.

779
00:32:44,614 --> 00:32:46,051
But If all
the cell towers are out,

780
00:32:46,094 --> 00:32:47,574
how are we gonna
get in touch with anyone?

781
00:32:47,617 --> 00:32:49,010
I gotta flag down
a helicopter
or something.

782
00:32:49,054 --> 00:32:51,012
I don't even know.

783
00:32:51,056 --> 00:32:52,753
Hey, Wyatt,
come here for a second.

784
00:32:52,796 --> 00:32:54,146
What?

785
00:32:54,189 --> 00:32:58,063
Dude, I think
I should stay here with her

786
00:32:58,106 --> 00:33:00,413
while you go call for help.

787
00:33:00,456 --> 00:33:02,023
Okay. Okay.
Yeah, that's good.

788
00:33:02,067 --> 00:33:03,068
Cool. All right.

789
00:33:03,111 --> 00:33:04,634
All right.Good luck, man.

790
00:33:04,678 --> 00:33:05,853
Come here. Come here.

791
00:33:05,896 --> 00:33:07,159
Easy.

792
00:33:07,202 --> 00:33:09,596
Travis, are you
trying to hit on her?

793
00:33:09,639 --> 00:33:12,381
Dude, you did the whole
bandage hero thing back there.

794
00:33:12,425 --> 00:33:13,687
Gotta get
my game in sometime.

795
00:33:13,730 --> 00:33:15,645
Travis. Travis,
she's injured.

796
00:33:15,689 --> 00:33:18,605
There are
fire-breathing spiders
chasing us right now.

797
00:33:18,648 --> 00:33:20,824
What is wrong with you?
Come on, man.

798
00:33:20,868 --> 00:33:22,478
It's my only angle, okay?

799
00:33:22,522 --> 00:33:23,827
It's your only angle?

800
00:33:23,871 --> 00:33:25,960
You gotta
be kidding me.

801
00:33:27,092 --> 00:33:29,311
[ glass cracking ]

802
00:33:29,355 --> 00:33:30,921
Mm-hmm. Yep.
Okay, we gotta go.

803
00:33:30,965 --> 00:33:32,532
Come on.
Come on. Let's get
out of here.

804
00:33:34,273 --> 00:33:36,188
[ radio chatter ]

805
00:33:38,581 --> 00:33:40,583
This is a mandatory evac,
boys.

806
00:33:40,627 --> 00:33:42,455
No one is to be
left behind.
you understand?

807
00:33:42,498 --> 00:33:44,935
If you see
any of those spiders,
you don't even hesitate.

808
00:33:44,979 --> 00:33:46,850
You shoot to kill.Got it.

809
00:33:46,894 --> 00:33:48,809
Rico, Lance, I want you
to take the north side
of the street.

810
00:33:48,852 --> 00:33:50,071
Hernandez, I want you
to come with me.

811
00:33:50,115 --> 00:33:51,464
All right, let's go.

812
00:33:51,507 --> 00:33:53,683
All right, let's go.Move it. Move it.

813
00:34:05,347 --> 00:34:06,740
[ gunshot ]

814
00:34:07,828 --> 00:34:09,743
What took you
so long?

815
00:34:09,786 --> 00:34:11,527
We gotta get you
out of here.

816
00:34:11,571 --> 00:34:12,528
We're evacuating
the whole neighborhood.

817
00:34:12,572 --> 00:34:14,791
Lead the way.

818
00:34:18,882 --> 00:34:22,190
[ sirens blaring ]

819
00:34:26,455 --> 00:34:27,804
Any luck?

820
00:34:27,848 --> 00:34:29,110
No. You got a phone?

821
00:34:29,154 --> 00:34:30,633
No.

822
00:34:30,677 --> 00:34:31,721
What's his name?

823
00:34:31,765 --> 00:34:33,114
Wyatt.

824
00:34:33,158 --> 00:34:34,855
Like Wyatt Earp?

825
00:34:34,898 --> 00:34:36,291
Yeah, like Wyatt Earp.

826
00:34:36,335 --> 00:34:37,814
So what's next?

827
00:34:37,858 --> 00:34:39,164
Next?

828
00:34:39,207 --> 00:34:41,601
Next is you go home.No.

829
00:34:41,644 --> 00:34:43,603
You go to Kansas
or Louisiana

830
00:34:43,646 --> 00:34:45,474
or Wyoming,
and you get safe.

831
00:34:45,518 --> 00:34:46,606
That's what next.

832
00:34:46,649 --> 00:34:48,390
Des Moines. Yeah.Des Moines.

833
00:34:48,434 --> 00:34:49,783
Argh, maties.

834
00:34:49,826 --> 00:34:52,133
Who wants their photo
with Pirate Jack?

835
00:34:52,177 --> 00:34:53,308
Argh!

836
00:34:53,352 --> 00:34:54,962
Colton West?

837
00:34:55,005 --> 00:34:56,355
Yeah.

838
00:34:56,398 --> 00:34:57,704
It's me,
Dave Alexander.

839
00:34:57,747 --> 00:34:59,358
I did stunts
on "Swamp Justice"...

840
00:34:59,401 --> 00:35:00,620
Dave!like, 20 years ago.

841
00:35:00,663 --> 00:35:01,795
Dave Alexander,
yeah.

842
00:35:01,838 --> 00:35:02,970
Yeah. Yeah.
You look great.

843
00:35:03,013 --> 00:35:04,145
Thanks.
I--I lost an arm

844
00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:05,712
on the set
a couple years ago.

845
00:35:05,755 --> 00:35:07,322
Stunt went bad.

846
00:35:07,366 --> 00:35:08,932
Sorry to hear
about it. You got
pigeonholed, huh?

847
00:35:08,976 --> 00:35:10,978
Yeah. Not a lot of work
for a one-armed stunt guy.

848
00:35:11,021 --> 00:35:13,981
Look, Dave, we got
a problem here!

849
00:35:14,024 --> 00:35:15,156
I know.
I saw your bus.

850
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,940
Phew!No, we--

851
00:35:16,984 --> 00:35:18,464
Look, I got this.
Pirate Jack.

852
00:35:18,507 --> 00:35:20,770
Dave.Dave, sorry.

853
00:35:20,814 --> 00:35:22,207
This city is
in great danger, okay?

854
00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:24,122
The earthquakes
are unleashing giant spiders

855
00:35:24,165 --> 00:35:25,819
that are attacking
the city.

856
00:35:27,255 --> 00:35:28,648
You don't know
about this?

857
00:35:28,691 --> 00:35:30,171
Oh, the helicopters
and the smoke and all?

858
00:35:30,215 --> 00:35:32,086
I just figured it was
another fire in the hills.

859
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,567
No. There's a volcano
in the hills the size
of Vesuvius.

860
00:35:34,610 --> 00:35:36,046
So this spider thing's
for real?

861
00:35:36,090 --> 00:35:37,831
Yes.Look, Pirate Jack,

862
00:35:37,874 --> 00:35:39,920
we just need to get
downtown to his son.

863
00:35:39,963 --> 00:35:41,704
You got a car,
a truck, anything?

864
00:35:41,748 --> 00:35:43,228
Yeah, I can give you a lift.Great.

865
00:35:43,271 --> 00:35:44,751
Let's go get a beer.
It's been too long.

866
00:35:44,794 --> 00:35:45,969
We don't have time.

867
00:35:46,013 --> 00:35:48,058
Dave, please,
take me downtown.

868
00:35:48,102 --> 00:35:49,538
All right, Colt. Jeez.

869
00:35:51,323 --> 00:35:53,107
[ car alarms blaring ]It's happening again.

870
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,109
These earthquakes are
getting on my nerves.

871
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,632
You find somewhere safe.

872
00:35:56,676 --> 00:35:58,112
We gotta warn people.

873
00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,853
What about the ride?

874
00:35:59,896 --> 00:36:01,333
Get off the street!Go!

875
00:36:01,376 --> 00:36:03,204
Everybody,
get off the street!
Take cover!

876
00:36:03,248 --> 00:36:04,249
Everybody,
get off the street!

877
00:36:04,292 --> 00:36:05,641
Get off the street!

878
00:36:05,685 --> 00:36:07,687
Look, make sure
everybody finds cover

879
00:36:07,730 --> 00:36:09,341
and everybody gets safe.
You got me?

880
00:36:09,384 --> 00:36:10,820
Yeah.Okay.

881
00:36:10,864 --> 00:36:12,039
So, I'm--
I'm, like,
your costar.

882
00:36:12,082 --> 00:36:13,258
Yeah,
You're my costar.

883
00:36:13,301 --> 00:36:14,259
Yeah.
Right, right.

884
00:36:14,302 --> 00:36:15,390
Just meet me
back here.

885
00:36:15,434 --> 00:36:16,391
Don't lose me!

886
00:36:16,435 --> 00:36:17,610
Okay. Okay.

887
00:36:17,653 --> 00:36:18,872
Get the hell
out of here!

888
00:36:18,915 --> 00:36:20,569
Dan, I have to tell you,

889
00:36:20,613 --> 00:36:22,267
there is a growing feeling...This is an emergency!

890
00:36:22,310 --> 00:36:24,007
that these reports
of spiders

891
00:36:24,051 --> 00:36:26,096
are actually
part of publicity stunt

892
00:36:26,140 --> 00:36:28,751
for an upcoming
Hollywood blockbuster.

893
00:36:28,795 --> 00:36:30,797
Oh, God.[ screaming ]

894
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,233
Oh, my God.

895
00:36:32,277 --> 00:36:33,713
[ cameraman yelps ][ glass breaking ]

896
00:36:50,730 --> 00:36:52,340
[ panting ]

897
00:36:52,384 --> 00:36:53,298
[ screams ]

898
00:36:56,431 --> 00:36:58,216
[ crowd screaming ]

899
00:36:58,259 --> 00:36:59,565
Run!

900
00:36:59,608 --> 00:37:01,610
Everybody get off
the streets!

901
00:37:01,654 --> 00:37:03,308
Girls, get off the streets!
There are giant spiders!

902
00:37:03,351 --> 00:37:05,310
Everybody,
get off the street!
Get off the street!

903
00:37:05,353 --> 00:37:06,963
Hey--Hey. Hey!

904
00:37:07,007 --> 00:37:08,313
Colton West! Nice shotgun.Yeah!

905
00:37:08,356 --> 00:37:10,445
I know you.
I know you from--

906
00:37:10,489 --> 00:37:11,751
Look, you gotta
get off the streets.

907
00:37:11,794 --> 00:37:13,535
There's giant spiders
everywhere.

908
00:37:13,579 --> 00:37:16,234
I'd love to help you, but I
got shark problems right now.

909
00:37:17,322 --> 00:37:19,585
[ hissing ]

910
00:37:19,628 --> 00:37:20,542
[ screams ]

911
00:37:24,503 --> 00:37:25,591
[ screaming ]

912
00:37:28,550 --> 00:37:30,204
[ hisses ]

913
00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:31,510
[ screams ]

914
00:37:31,553 --> 00:37:33,599
[ hissing ]

915
00:37:46,351 --> 00:37:49,745
[ panting ]

916
00:37:49,789 --> 00:37:51,704
[ hissing ]

917
00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:54,272
[ gunshot ]

918
00:37:57,144 --> 00:37:58,754
Yeah! Yeah.

919
00:37:59,929 --> 00:38:01,235
You're welcome, kid.

920
00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:02,192
Yeah!

921
00:38:03,368 --> 00:38:04,325
[ hisses ]

922
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:10,157
Die! Die! Die!

923
00:38:14,553 --> 00:38:15,858
Gotta get outta here.

924
00:38:15,902 --> 00:38:17,207
Yeah.
This way!

925
00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:21,211
[ orchestra playing ]

926
00:38:22,735 --> 00:38:23,649
Get in!

927
00:38:24,824 --> 00:38:26,434
Jack.

928
00:38:29,045 --> 00:38:32,092
Go! Go! Go!Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

929
00:38:34,181 --> 00:38:36,314
[ hissing ]

930
00:38:40,274 --> 00:38:41,362
[ overlapping chatter ]

931
00:38:41,406 --> 00:38:42,450
Keep moving, people.

932
00:38:42,494 --> 00:38:45,061
On the truck.
On the truck.

933
00:38:45,105 --> 00:38:46,628
Go ahead, too.

934
00:38:46,672 --> 00:38:48,238
All the way to the front.
All the way to the front.

935
00:38:50,458 --> 00:38:52,939
Let's go.
Come on.

936
00:38:58,814 --> 00:39:00,250
Where are we going?

937
00:39:00,294 --> 00:39:01,904
We're going
out of the city.

938
00:39:01,948 --> 00:39:03,602
How bad is this?

939
00:39:03,645 --> 00:39:05,778
It's bad. The city's
completely unstable.

940
00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:08,171
Los Angeles is under
a military evac.

941
00:39:08,215 --> 00:39:10,870
No, no, no. Wait. Wait.
I--I can't just leave.
My family is still out there.

942
00:39:10,913 --> 00:39:12,785
All right. You don't
have a choice,
all right?

943
00:39:12,828 --> 00:39:14,917
This is martial law.Excuse me?

944
00:39:14,961 --> 00:39:16,397
Listen,
I'm sorry, ma'am.

945
00:39:16,441 --> 00:39:17,790
This is completely
unprecedented.

946
00:39:17,833 --> 00:39:19,139
We weren't prepared
for this.

947
00:39:19,182 --> 00:39:20,140
I'm not leaving
without my family.

948
00:39:20,183 --> 00:39:21,533
I need to find them.

949
00:39:21,576 --> 00:39:23,578
We'll find your family,
I promise you,

950
00:39:23,622 --> 00:39:24,753
if they're still alive.

951
00:39:29,976 --> 00:39:32,108
Move it up, sir!

952
00:39:32,152 --> 00:39:34,241
[ sighs ]Move it out! Let's go!

953
00:39:37,723 --> 00:39:39,638
[ orchestra playing ]

954
00:39:42,467 --> 00:39:44,207
Hey, what happened
to your parrot?

955
00:39:44,251 --> 00:39:46,645
How could you possibly
care about something
like that now?

956
00:39:46,688 --> 00:39:48,429
Giant spiders
are trying to kill us.

957
00:39:48,473 --> 00:39:50,388
I didn't think
you guys were serious
about these.

958
00:39:50,431 --> 00:39:51,606
Well, of course
we're serious.

959
00:39:51,650 --> 00:39:54,043
Oh, they took out
the Blue Oyster.

960
00:39:54,087 --> 00:39:55,305
I love that place.

961
00:39:55,349 --> 00:39:57,177
Jack, just get us
downtown.

962
00:39:57,220 --> 00:39:59,092
How is this even
possible? How is
this happening?

963
00:39:59,135 --> 00:40:00,746
Well, you know,
just last week,

964
00:40:00,789 --> 00:40:03,488
they found a new species
of wasp in the Chinese jungle,

965
00:40:03,531 --> 00:40:05,577
eight-inch wingspan,
four-inch stinger.

966
00:40:05,620 --> 00:40:07,230
Well, these things
are a lot bigger
than eight inches!

967
00:40:07,274 --> 00:40:09,581
I'm just saying.New species, my ass.

968
00:40:09,624 --> 00:40:12,758
This is that
Japanese radiation leak
making its way over.

969
00:40:12,801 --> 00:40:14,412
Guys, let's stop
discussing biology!

970
00:40:14,455 --> 00:40:17,023
Get me downtown
so I can get my son!

971
00:40:20,287 --> 00:40:21,636
Come on.[ panting ]

972
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:24,857
Come on.

973
00:40:24,900 --> 00:40:27,207
I can't. I can't
go any further.

974
00:40:27,250 --> 00:40:28,426
Whoa, whoa, whoa.I need to sit down.

975
00:40:28,469 --> 00:40:29,557
Okay. Whoa.
Sit down.

976
00:40:29,601 --> 00:40:30,689
It hurts so bad.

977
00:40:30,732 --> 00:40:32,386
What, is it too tight?Uh-huh.

978
00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,127
Okay. Let me see.
Let me see.

979
00:40:34,170 --> 00:40:35,737
[ groaning ]Okay, come on.

980
00:40:37,913 --> 00:40:40,916
Oh, God. Ohh!Oh, my God.

981
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,527
Shut up. Shut up.
Shut up. Hey, shut up.

982
00:40:42,570 --> 00:40:43,615
Shut up. It's fine.
It's not that bad.

983
00:40:43,658 --> 00:40:44,964
Are you freaking
kidding me?

984
00:40:45,007 --> 00:40:46,269
She's too young
to die, bro.

985
00:40:46,313 --> 00:40:48,010
Shut up.
Calm down. Calm down.

986
00:40:48,054 --> 00:40:50,360
We can't panic
right now, okay? Calm down.

987
00:40:50,404 --> 00:40:52,885
You can't freak out
on me right now, okay?

988
00:40:52,928 --> 00:40:53,886
Come on.

989
00:40:53,929 --> 00:40:55,104
I gotta get to the roof.

990
00:40:55,148 --> 00:40:56,149
Man,
you can't leave us.

991
00:40:56,192 --> 00:40:57,367
Just stay
with her, man.

992
00:40:57,411 --> 00:40:58,325
We gotta try.[ glass breaking ]

993
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:01,981
Whoa!Come on! We gotta go!

994
00:41:02,024 --> 00:41:03,373
Back! Back! Back!
Come on.

995
00:41:03,417 --> 00:41:04,374
[ screaming ] Come on!

996
00:41:04,418 --> 00:41:06,681
Go!
[ hissing ]

997
00:41:06,725 --> 00:41:08,857
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

998
00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,081
What the hell is that?

999
00:41:15,124 --> 00:41:17,649
What the hell?!Lava! Lava!

1000
00:41:28,790 --> 00:41:29,922
CHRIS:
Why are we stopping?

1001
00:41:29,965 --> 00:41:31,489
Something's wrong.

1002
00:41:37,059 --> 00:41:40,628
This is gonna get bad
really, really fast.

1003
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:43,239
Let's get out of here.

1004
00:41:43,283 --> 00:41:44,937
We're not going anywhere.

1005
00:41:44,980 --> 00:41:46,852
Ah, man,
these were brand-new.

1006
00:41:46,895 --> 00:41:49,811
Uh, fellas, look!

1007
00:41:52,161 --> 00:41:53,467
Holy--Oh, that's bad.

1008
00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:54,773
I had a feeling
this was gonna happen.

1009
00:41:54,816 --> 00:41:55,904
Oh, hey, Colton,
any ideas?

1010
00:41:55,948 --> 00:41:57,210
What do we do?
What do we do?

1011
00:41:57,253 --> 00:41:59,212
Man, I hate being right.

1012
00:41:59,255 --> 00:42:01,562
Get in the museum!Why the museum?

1013
00:42:01,606 --> 00:42:04,043
Because that's
the only building
without spiders on it!

1014
00:42:04,086 --> 00:42:06,915
Not yet, but they look
pretty determined.

1015
00:42:09,048 --> 00:42:11,093
Barricade the doors!

1016
00:42:11,137 --> 00:42:13,879
Close them up!
Close them up!

1017
00:42:13,922 --> 00:42:15,489
Come on!
Throw everything you can!

1018
00:42:20,015 --> 00:42:21,930
Come on! Hurry up!

1019
00:42:21,974 --> 00:42:23,541
Anything!
Just grab anything!

1020
00:42:23,584 --> 00:42:24,498
Jam it up.

1021
00:42:25,630 --> 00:42:26,587
I got one more.

1022
00:42:26,631 --> 00:42:28,546
I got one more.

1023
00:42:30,765 --> 00:42:32,593
You feel safe?

1024
00:42:32,637 --> 00:42:33,594
Not even
a little bit.

1025
00:42:33,638 --> 00:42:34,682
No.You got a plan?

1026
00:42:34,726 --> 00:42:35,683
Uh, run.

1027
00:42:35,727 --> 00:42:36,641
Run! Run!Run!

1028
00:42:41,907 --> 00:42:43,778
Gotta get
out of here.

1029
00:42:43,822 --> 00:42:45,606
We're not
getting out of here.
There's spiders outside.

1030
00:42:45,650 --> 00:42:46,868
We gotta find
somewhere to hide.

1031
00:42:46,912 --> 00:42:48,478
MAN:
There's nowhere to hide.

1032
00:42:48,522 --> 00:42:51,351
When those things want
to find you, they will.

1033
00:42:51,394 --> 00:42:52,439
Who are you?

1034
00:42:52,482 --> 00:42:54,702
I am Dr. Erik
Von Struebel.

1035
00:42:54,746 --> 00:42:56,051
I work here
in the museum.

1036
00:42:56,095 --> 00:42:57,357
What are you
still doing here?

1037
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,968
I'm a scientist.
For good or bad,

1038
00:43:00,012 --> 00:43:02,797
these are
the kind of moments
that we live for.

1039
00:43:02,841 --> 00:43:03,972
Well, you're not gonna
live for much longer

1040
00:43:04,016 --> 00:43:05,452
if you stick around
here, Doc.

1041
00:43:05,495 --> 00:43:08,847
Yes. I am acutely aware
of that possibility,

1042
00:43:08,890 --> 00:43:10,544
but I'm not done.

1043
00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:11,719
Done?

1044
00:43:11,763 --> 00:43:12,677
Done with what?

1045
00:43:18,291 --> 00:43:22,208
The heat grid is like
an interconnected network,

1046
00:43:22,251 --> 00:43:23,775
lava tubes probably,

1047
00:43:23,818 --> 00:43:26,865
with the temperature
increasing exponentially.

1048
00:43:26,908 --> 00:43:29,041
So why didn't
anybody say anything
about this before?

1049
00:43:29,084 --> 00:43:31,347
We didn't see it coming.

1050
00:43:31,391 --> 00:43:33,567
It happened too quickly.

1051
00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:35,308
I mean, we're talking
five days ago,

1052
00:43:35,351 --> 00:43:37,789
and it's like,
"Oh, that's odd."

1053
00:43:37,832 --> 00:43:42,141
Then under a week later,
the hills are active volcanoes.

1054
00:43:42,184 --> 00:43:44,839
What should have taken
over a million years

1055
00:43:44,883 --> 00:43:47,494
almost happened
overnight.

1056
00:43:47,537 --> 00:43:48,930
So if this is correct,

1057
00:43:48,974 --> 00:43:50,671
this explains
why these things

1058
00:43:50,715 --> 00:43:52,064
are exploding
all over the city.

1059
00:43:52,107 --> 00:43:55,067
This city
is a ticking time bomb.

1060
00:43:55,110 --> 00:43:57,504
Wait. What does this
have to do with spiders
attacking the city?

1061
00:43:57,547 --> 00:44:00,463
Actually, everything.

1062
00:44:00,507 --> 00:44:05,468
When I compared the pattern
of the lava tube network,

1063
00:44:05,512 --> 00:44:09,864
it had a very close structure
to that of an insect colony.

1064
00:44:09,908 --> 00:44:11,561
So wait. They had
something in common?

1065
00:44:11,605 --> 00:44:13,868
They're exactly
the same.

1066
00:44:13,912 --> 00:44:17,219
The volcanoes
and the spiders are one.

1067
00:44:18,438 --> 00:44:21,136
The Mayans
had a term for it,

1068
00:44:21,180 --> 00:44:23,443
lavalantula.

1069
00:44:24,531 --> 00:44:25,880
And right here...

1070
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,710
this would be
the queen's chamber.

1071
00:44:29,754 --> 00:44:34,976
If you kill the Mamalantula,
you kill them all.

1072
00:44:35,020 --> 00:44:37,675
[ rumbling ]

1073
00:44:37,718 --> 00:44:38,676
CHRIS:
Whoa.

1074
00:44:40,895 --> 00:44:42,592
We better go check
on that front door.

1075
00:44:42,636 --> 00:44:43,681
What are you doing?

1076
00:44:43,724 --> 00:44:45,595
Science class
is over, Doc.

1077
00:44:45,639 --> 00:44:49,251
I'm gonna go get my kid,
and when we're done,

1078
00:44:49,295 --> 00:44:51,993
you and I, Jack, we're
gonna have that beer.

1079
00:44:52,037 --> 00:44:52,951
You're buying.

1080
00:44:54,909 --> 00:44:57,477
Oh, that is so badass.

1081
00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:00,349
Wait. No, no, no.

1082
00:45:00,393 --> 00:45:02,656
I--I meant you're badass,
not I'm badass.

1083
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,223
Guys?

1084
00:45:04,266 --> 00:45:05,180
Colt?

1085
00:45:12,535 --> 00:45:14,755
Come in, Evac 670.
What's your 20?

1086
00:45:14,799 --> 00:45:15,974
This is Evac 670.

1087
00:45:16,017 --> 00:45:18,063
We are westbound
on Forest Lawn.

1088
00:45:18,106 --> 00:45:20,065
670, turn around
immediately.

1089
00:45:20,108 --> 00:45:22,545
The Forest Lawn area
is highly unstable
right now.

1090
00:45:22,589 --> 00:45:24,025
Do you have
an alternate route?

1091
00:45:24,069 --> 00:45:25,723
Negative, just get
off that road.

1092
00:45:26,811 --> 00:45:28,377
What's happening?

1093
00:45:28,421 --> 00:45:30,553
Want you to stay here.

1094
00:45:30,597 --> 00:45:32,599
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. You can't
just leave us here.

1095
00:45:32,642 --> 00:45:33,992
All right.
I want you to get down,

1096
00:45:34,035 --> 00:45:36,559
and I want you
to stay down.

1097
00:45:36,603 --> 00:45:38,474
This should keep you safe.SOLDIER: On your six!

1098
00:45:38,518 --> 00:45:40,389
I'm not good at staying down.

1099
00:45:40,433 --> 00:45:43,305
If you want
to live, you get that ass
under that fire blanket.

1100
00:45:43,349 --> 00:45:44,306
[ yelling ][ gunfire ]

1101
00:45:44,350 --> 00:45:46,308
Really need to curse.

1102
00:45:46,352 --> 00:45:48,354
[ gasps ]Get down!

1103
00:45:51,705 --> 00:45:53,141
This place is like
a freaking maze.

1104
00:45:53,185 --> 00:45:54,577
I think there's
a stairwell right there.

1105
00:45:54,621 --> 00:45:57,276
Oh, you think?[ retching ]

1106
00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:11,290
These things
don't give up.

1107
00:46:11,333 --> 00:46:13,814
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Keep your voice down.

1108
00:46:13,858 --> 00:46:14,946
Come on. Come on.

1109
00:46:26,871 --> 00:46:28,481
Okay, come on.
Come on.

1110
00:46:28,524 --> 00:46:30,135
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go.

1111
00:46:30,178 --> 00:46:31,571
[ sighs ]
God.

1112
00:46:31,614 --> 00:46:33,355
I think it's gone.

1113
00:46:33,399 --> 00:46:34,661
[ all scream ]

1114
00:46:34,704 --> 00:46:37,055
Run! Go! Go!

1115
00:46:37,098 --> 00:46:38,752
You got her?

1116
00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:40,145
You got her?Come on! Here it comes!

1117
00:46:42,408 --> 00:46:43,583
What the hell
are you doing?

1118
00:46:43,626 --> 00:46:44,584
I got this!

1119
00:46:44,627 --> 00:46:46,978
[ growling, shrieking ]

1120
00:46:51,069 --> 00:46:51,983
I got it!

1121
00:46:55,247 --> 00:46:56,596
How'd you know
that was gonna work?

1122
00:46:56,639 --> 00:46:57,553
I didn't!

1123
00:46:58,641 --> 00:47:01,340
[ soldiers yelling ]

1124
00:47:01,383 --> 00:47:03,429
Go!

1125
00:47:07,085 --> 00:47:08,913
There's too many
of them, man!

1126
00:47:08,956 --> 00:47:11,480
We gotta get
these civilians
out of here.

1127
00:47:11,524 --> 00:47:13,004
They breathe fire, man.

1128
00:47:13,047 --> 00:47:13,961
Yeah,
I can see that.

1129
00:47:16,485 --> 00:47:19,140
Now they're
closing in.

1130
00:47:19,184 --> 00:47:21,273
We are not
going down
like this.

1131
00:47:21,316 --> 00:47:22,578
Do you have a shot?Yeah.

1132
00:47:22,622 --> 00:47:24,102
[ screams ]

1133
00:47:24,145 --> 00:47:25,059
Run!

1134
00:47:28,628 --> 00:47:30,151
We gotta move now, man.

1135
00:47:30,195 --> 00:47:31,326
Yeah, and do what?

1136
00:47:31,370 --> 00:47:32,937
We gonna head back
to the city?

1137
00:47:32,980 --> 00:47:34,373
Well, we can't go
this way, man.

1138
00:47:34,416 --> 00:47:35,548
Yeah, but we need
reinforcements.

1139
00:47:35,591 --> 00:47:37,811
Man, we are
the reinforcements!

1140
00:47:42,685 --> 00:47:45,166
[ soldiers yelling ]

1141
00:47:45,210 --> 00:47:46,472
Clever girl.

1142
00:47:50,955 --> 00:47:53,000
[ hisses ]

1143
00:47:54,219 --> 00:47:55,916
[ gasping ]

1144
00:48:27,208 --> 00:48:29,689
[ hisses ]

1145
00:48:32,170 --> 00:48:33,954
[ muffled gasping ]

1146
00:48:41,179 --> 00:48:42,484
[ gunshot ]

1147
00:48:44,878 --> 00:48:46,358
[ coughs ]

1148
00:48:48,099 --> 00:48:50,405
Oh! Eww, eww, eww.

1149
00:48:52,538 --> 00:48:53,713
Oh, my God.

1150
00:48:59,849 --> 00:49:01,460
Oh.

1151
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:05,812
Evac 670,
can you read me?

1152
00:49:05,855 --> 00:49:07,205
Hello?

1153
00:49:07,248 --> 00:49:08,728
Did you copy
the last transmission?

1154
00:49:08,771 --> 00:49:10,643
Get off Forest Lawn.

1155
00:49:10,686 --> 00:49:11,949
All your men are gone.

1156
00:49:11,992 --> 00:49:13,994
Everyone is dead.
Do you hear me?

1157
00:49:14,038 --> 00:49:15,561
Who is this?

1158
00:49:15,604 --> 00:49:17,693
My name is Olivia West.

1159
00:49:17,737 --> 00:49:20,131
I'm the sole survivor.Well, please be advised

1160
00:49:20,174 --> 00:49:22,176
to get out of
Los Angeles immediately.

1161
00:49:22,220 --> 00:49:23,525
Yeah. Well, thanks
for the great advice,

1162
00:49:23,569 --> 00:49:24,700
but I can't
really do that.

1163
00:49:24,744 --> 00:49:26,311
My family is
still here in L.A.

1164
00:49:26,354 --> 00:49:29,009
Repeat. Los Angeles
is highly unstable
right now.

1165
00:49:29,053 --> 00:49:31,185
Why don't you give me
some good information,

1166
00:49:31,229 --> 00:49:32,839
like where's
the fricking key?

1167
00:49:32,882 --> 00:49:34,275
There is no key, ma'am.

1168
00:49:34,319 --> 00:49:36,843
Flip two switches marked
"battery" and "run."

1169
00:49:36,886 --> 00:49:40,455
You're advised
to get out as soon
as possible.

1170
00:49:40,499 --> 00:49:41,979
Not without my family.

1171
00:49:51,814 --> 00:49:53,033
WYATT: Come on.

1172
00:49:53,077 --> 00:49:54,034
You still with us?

1173
00:49:54,078 --> 00:49:55,166
How you doing?

1174
00:49:55,209 --> 00:49:56,341
How you doing, Jordan?
Jordan!

1175
00:49:56,384 --> 00:49:57,385
Jordan!

1176
00:49:58,604 --> 00:49:59,561
Jordan!

1177
00:49:59,605 --> 00:50:00,736
Jordan.
Whoa, whoa.

1178
00:50:00,780 --> 00:50:01,781
She's freaking out, man.

1179
00:50:01,824 --> 00:50:03,696
Jordan, come on.
Come on.

1180
00:50:03,739 --> 00:50:05,132
Jordan, look at me.
Look at me.

1181
00:50:05,176 --> 00:50:06,394
Water, water.
Get some water.

1182
00:50:06,438 --> 00:50:07,874
From where?I don't know, man.

1183
00:50:07,917 --> 00:50:09,876
Jordan, look at me.
No, come on.

1184
00:50:09,919 --> 00:50:11,443
Jordan! Jordan!

1185
00:50:11,486 --> 00:50:13,575
Jordan! Jordan!
Come on.

1186
00:50:13,619 --> 00:50:15,273
Stay with us.
Come on.

1187
00:50:15,316 --> 00:50:16,535
Jordan.

1188
00:50:16,578 --> 00:50:17,536
What the--

1189
00:50:17,579 --> 00:50:19,103
Is she dead?

1190
00:50:20,321 --> 00:50:21,844
I don't know.

1191
00:50:26,458 --> 00:50:28,634
[ gasping ]

1192
00:50:29,722 --> 00:50:32,812
Jordan! Jordan!

1193
00:50:34,205 --> 00:50:35,597
Ho. Dude.

1194
00:50:37,295 --> 00:50:40,037
Jordan.

1195
00:50:41,995 --> 00:50:44,345
[ gasping ]

1196
00:50:44,389 --> 00:50:45,781
What's happening?!No! No!

1197
00:50:45,825 --> 00:50:46,956
What's happening?! Oh, my God!

1198
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,046
Make it stop!

1199
00:50:49,089 --> 00:50:50,177
Oh, my God!

1200
00:50:50,221 --> 00:50:52,136
What the...

1201
00:50:52,179 --> 00:50:53,963
[ screaming ]
No! No!

1202
00:50:54,007 --> 00:50:55,704
[ gasping ]

1203
00:50:55,748 --> 00:50:56,705
Get 'em off me, man!

1204
00:50:56,749 --> 00:50:57,750
No! Ahh!

1205
00:50:57,793 --> 00:50:59,708
[ screaming ]

1206
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,407
No! No! Ahh!

1207
00:51:16,682 --> 00:51:17,639
Right.

1208
00:51:29,608 --> 00:51:31,218
[ cellphone vibrates ]

1209
00:51:31,262 --> 00:51:32,828
My phone.

1210
00:51:32,872 --> 00:51:34,700
My phone's working.

1211
00:51:34,743 --> 00:51:36,354
It's from Wyatt.

1212
00:51:36,397 --> 00:51:37,833
Heh.

1213
00:51:37,877 --> 00:51:38,965
He's trapped.

1214
00:51:39,008 --> 00:51:41,141
He's at Hanson Studios.

1215
00:51:41,185 --> 00:51:43,143
It's at Seventh and Olympic.
We gotta get there.

1216
00:51:43,187 --> 00:51:44,579
Hey, guys.

1217
00:51:47,278 --> 00:51:49,976
That is
a very large arachnid.

1218
00:51:52,065 --> 00:51:54,285
[ chittering ]

1219
00:51:59,377 --> 00:52:00,595
The freaking kraken.

1220
00:52:02,336 --> 00:52:03,381
And it's coming
this way.

1221
00:52:03,424 --> 00:52:04,382
Get back!

1222
00:52:04,425 --> 00:52:05,513
Lavalantula!

1223
00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:13,434
[ chittering ]

1224
00:52:13,478 --> 00:52:14,783
Ah, no!

1225
00:52:14,827 --> 00:52:16,394
Ah! Ah, look! Oh!

1226
00:52:16,437 --> 00:52:17,482
They're in here!

1227
00:52:17,525 --> 00:52:19,005
They're all in here!

1228
00:52:19,048 --> 00:52:21,964
Ah! Oh, no!

1229
00:52:22,008 --> 00:52:23,531
Let's go this way.

1230
00:52:27,187 --> 00:52:28,971
Oh, no!

1231
00:52:30,886 --> 00:52:32,453
C-Come on.

1232
00:52:32,497 --> 00:52:34,412
Yes.

1233
00:52:34,455 --> 00:52:35,543
Too many of 'em!

1234
00:52:35,587 --> 00:52:36,718
We gotta get
out of here!

1235
00:52:40,679 --> 00:52:42,376
[ screaming ]

1236
00:52:42,420 --> 00:52:43,725
Jack, watch it!

1237
00:52:43,769 --> 00:52:44,770
COLTON: Watch out!

1238
00:52:44,813 --> 00:52:46,511
Watch out! No!

1239
00:52:47,729 --> 00:52:49,514
Jack!

1240
00:52:52,821 --> 00:52:55,302
[ growling ]

1241
00:52:55,346 --> 00:52:56,347
Want some of this?

1242
00:52:56,390 --> 00:52:58,305
You got this.
Come on!

1243
00:53:08,750 --> 00:53:10,709
[ shrieking ]

1244
00:53:16,758 --> 00:53:17,977
Let's get
out of here.

1245
00:53:18,020 --> 00:53:19,892
Get out of here!

1246
00:53:19,935 --> 00:53:21,981
Though that door.

1247
00:53:26,246 --> 00:53:28,161
[ yelling ]

1248
00:53:37,301 --> 00:53:40,521
REPORTER: Could there
be a prehistoric link
to these spiders?

1249
00:53:40,565 --> 00:53:42,306
That's what's trending
on social media

1250
00:53:42,349 --> 00:53:43,785
after scientific reports

1251
00:53:43,829 --> 00:53:46,266
date these arachnids
back to the Jurassic era.

1252
00:53:46,310 --> 00:53:48,529
Meanwhile, mid-Wilshire
is the latest hot spot,

1253
00:53:48,573 --> 00:53:50,227
where the famed
La Brea Tar Pits

1254
00:53:50,270 --> 00:53:53,055
have been decimated
by dozens of lavalantulas.

1255
00:53:53,099 --> 00:53:55,710
And at the center of it all,
action hero Colton West.

1256
00:53:55,754 --> 00:53:57,538
Colton?Eyewitnesses say he saved

1257
00:53:57,582 --> 00:53:59,758
dozens of people
on Hollywood Boulevard.

1258
00:54:01,977 --> 00:54:03,631
Doc, you okay?

1259
00:54:03,675 --> 00:54:04,850
You okay?
You hurt?

1260
00:54:04,893 --> 00:54:06,025
What?
Are you hurt?

1261
00:54:06,068 --> 00:54:07,287
Are you
bleeding anywhere?

1262
00:54:07,331 --> 00:54:08,462
I can't hear you!

1263
00:54:08,506 --> 00:54:09,681
I think I lost my hearing.

1264
00:54:09,724 --> 00:54:10,682
No, you didn't.Huh?

1265
00:54:10,725 --> 00:54:12,640
It's a helicopter!

1266
00:54:15,687 --> 00:54:18,037
Looks like
you're wrapped, kid.

1267
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:20,039
You're going
back to Des Moines.

1268
00:54:20,082 --> 00:54:21,388
You're not coming with us?

1269
00:54:21,432 --> 00:54:22,868
No. I gotta find my kid.

1270
00:54:22,911 --> 00:54:24,391
I hope you find him.Yeah.

1271
00:54:24,435 --> 00:54:26,306
I better, or my wife
will kill me.

1272
00:54:26,350 --> 00:54:28,090
You saved my life.

1273
00:54:28,134 --> 00:54:30,702
No. No, no.
We saved each other.

1274
00:54:35,359 --> 00:54:36,403
Kid.
Huh?

1275
00:54:36,447 --> 00:54:37,404
You can let go.No, no, no.

1276
00:54:37,448 --> 00:54:38,405
Let go of me.

1277
00:54:38,449 --> 00:54:39,928
No. No, no, no.

1278
00:54:39,972 --> 00:54:41,147
Okay.
Okay.

1279
00:54:41,190 --> 00:54:42,235
Go.
Sorry.

1280
00:54:42,279 --> 00:54:43,323
Movie talk.
Movie talk.

1281
00:54:43,367 --> 00:54:45,194
Movie talk.

1282
00:54:45,238 --> 00:54:47,109
You're crazy for staying.

1283
00:54:47,153 --> 00:54:48,763
Yeah, of course
I'm crazy. I'm an actor.

1284
00:54:48,807 --> 00:54:50,199
Good point.

1285
00:54:50,243 --> 00:54:52,637
I printed out a thermal map
of Los Angeles.

1286
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:54,900
The orange bits
are the lava tubes.

1287
00:54:54,943 --> 00:54:56,858
Stay away from them
if you can.

1288
00:54:56,902 --> 00:54:57,859
Thanks, Doc.

1289
00:54:57,903 --> 00:54:58,947
Be safe.

1290
00:54:58,991 --> 00:55:00,297
Be safe.

1291
00:55:10,481 --> 00:55:13,135
[ siren blaring ]

1292
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:16,530
Okay. Okay.

1293
00:55:19,011 --> 00:55:21,361
Come on. Come on. Okay.

1294
00:55:28,847 --> 00:55:30,196
Okay. Okay.

1295
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:31,719
[ shotgun pumps, fires ]

1296
00:55:31,763 --> 00:55:33,504
You want some of this?

1297
00:55:33,547 --> 00:55:36,115
Yeah, come on! Come on!

1298
00:55:36,158 --> 00:55:38,073
It's Christmas.
I got something for you,

1299
00:55:38,117 --> 00:55:40,511
a little present
for you. Come on, guys.

1300
00:55:40,554 --> 00:55:41,947
Come on.

1301
00:55:41,990 --> 00:55:43,470
Colton!

1302
00:55:43,514 --> 00:55:44,515
Get in!

1303
00:55:44,558 --> 00:55:45,603
Ah, honey.

1304
00:55:48,823 --> 00:55:50,303
Come on.
Drive straight.

1305
00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:51,391
Drive straight.

1306
00:55:54,655 --> 00:55:55,874
Okay.

1307
00:56:00,095 --> 00:56:01,923
Ahh!

1308
00:56:05,710 --> 00:56:07,842
What were you doing
at the Tar Pits?

1309
00:56:07,886 --> 00:56:09,540
Trying to find our son.

1310
00:56:09,583 --> 00:56:11,063
I got stuck.

1311
00:56:11,106 --> 00:56:12,543
Stuck?

1312
00:56:12,586 --> 00:56:14,327
Who gets stuck
at the Tar Pits?

1313
00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:15,807
I mean,
Wilshire Boulevard,
really?

1314
00:56:15,850 --> 00:56:17,286
Everyone knows you
take Olympic downtown.

1315
00:56:17,330 --> 00:56:19,071
Thanks, honey.

1316
00:56:19,114 --> 00:56:20,638
You okay?

1317
00:56:20,681 --> 00:56:22,422
Yeah. I'm okay,

1318
00:56:22,466 --> 00:56:24,859
'cause I'm seeing you.

1319
00:56:24,903 --> 00:56:26,513
How'd you find me?

1320
00:56:26,557 --> 00:56:29,124
After 15 years of
putting out your fires,

1321
00:56:29,168 --> 00:56:30,735
I'm gonna just
follow the smoke.

1322
00:56:30,778 --> 00:56:32,911
Really?
No.

1323
00:56:32,954 --> 00:56:34,434
You're all over
the news.

1324
00:56:34,478 --> 00:56:37,394
Ah. So I got
a text from Wyatt.

1325
00:56:37,437 --> 00:56:38,569
He's okay.
You did?

1326
00:56:38,612 --> 00:56:39,831
Yeah.

1327
00:56:39,874 --> 00:56:41,833
He's at Hanson Street
Studios.

1328
00:56:41,876 --> 00:56:43,922
Hanson Street.
Yeah.

1329
00:56:43,965 --> 00:56:45,445
Pretty ironic, huh?
Yeah.

1330
00:56:45,489 --> 00:56:46,707
That's where
we first met.

1331
00:56:46,751 --> 00:56:48,796
Heh.

1332
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:50,276
You remember?

1333
00:56:50,319 --> 00:56:53,322
Oh, honey, yeah,
of course I remember.

1334
00:56:53,366 --> 00:56:54,541
Really?
Yes.

1335
00:56:54,585 --> 00:56:57,631
That's so romantic.

1336
00:56:57,675 --> 00:56:59,459
I love you, honey.

1337
00:56:59,503 --> 00:57:01,461
I love you, too.

1338
00:57:01,505 --> 00:57:03,550
Let's get downtown.
We'll get Wyatt,

1339
00:57:03,594 --> 00:57:05,944
get the hell out
of this city before it goes.

1340
00:57:08,033 --> 00:57:09,164
Mayday! Mayday!

1341
00:57:09,208 --> 00:57:11,515
This is Evac 670,
Colton West.

1342
00:57:11,558 --> 00:57:13,865
We need help.
This is an emergency.

1343
00:57:13,908 --> 00:57:15,475
Mayday! Mayday!
Please come in.

1344
00:57:17,085 --> 00:57:18,783
Listen. Listen.
They're saying
something.

1345
00:57:18,826 --> 00:57:20,437
The authorities are overwhelmed

1346
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:22,439
trying to battle these spiders
and evacuate citizens.

1347
00:57:22,482 --> 00:57:24,832
We keep getting new reports
of lavalantulas

1348
00:57:24,876 --> 00:57:27,269
erupting from beneath
the ground, spewing fire,

1349
00:57:27,313 --> 00:57:30,098
and wreaking havoc
all over the Los Angeles basin.

1350
00:57:30,142 --> 00:57:32,144
Nowhere seems to be safe.

1351
00:57:32,187 --> 00:57:33,711
Evacuation efforts
have been halted,

1352
00:57:33,754 --> 00:57:36,191
and everyone is advised
to stay in place--

1353
00:57:36,235 --> 00:57:37,192
I've heard enough.

1354
00:57:50,118 --> 00:57:52,599
[ chittering ]

1355
00:57:56,255 --> 00:57:57,343
Come on.

1356
00:57:58,779 --> 00:57:59,693
[ shrieking ]

1357
00:58:00,781 --> 00:58:02,566
Here--Here I come, son!

1358
00:58:04,524 --> 00:58:06,787
Stay away from my kid!

1359
00:58:06,831 --> 00:58:10,225
Olivia! Get down, honey!

1360
00:58:10,269 --> 00:58:11,662
Mom! Dad!

1361
00:58:11,705 --> 00:58:12,924
COLTON: Wyatt, get down!

1362
00:58:12,967 --> 00:58:14,795
Get down!
Wyatt! Get down!

1363
00:58:14,839 --> 00:58:16,493
Get down!

1364
00:58:17,624 --> 00:58:19,408
[ coughs ]Oh, my God.

1365
00:58:19,452 --> 00:58:20,975
Are you okay?
Are you okay?

1366
00:58:22,455 --> 00:58:23,412
Honey. Honey.

1367
00:58:23,456 --> 00:58:24,718
Dad!
Ho ho. My boy.

1368
00:58:24,762 --> 00:58:25,850
Mom!

1369
00:58:25,893 --> 00:58:27,939
Oh, thank God.

1370
00:58:31,899 --> 00:58:33,248
Why do you have
a military truck?

1371
00:58:33,292 --> 00:58:34,859
You know your mom.

1372
00:58:34,902 --> 00:58:36,164
She likes
everything big.

1373
00:58:36,208 --> 00:58:37,296
Yes, I do.

1374
00:58:37,339 --> 00:58:39,211
You okay?
Are you all right?

1375
00:58:39,254 --> 00:58:40,821
Did you check yourself?
Are you bleeding anywhere?

1376
00:58:40,865 --> 00:58:41,866
No, I'm good.
I'm good.

1377
00:58:41,909 --> 00:58:43,128
What about
the others?

1378
00:58:43,171 --> 00:58:44,129
Are they okay?

1379
00:58:44,172 --> 00:58:45,609
They didn't make it.

1380
00:58:45,652 --> 00:58:46,697
What?

1381
00:58:46,740 --> 00:58:49,830
I know. I know.

1382
00:58:49,874 --> 00:58:52,137
How on Earth
did you stay alive?

1383
00:58:53,617 --> 00:58:56,097
This.

1384
00:58:56,141 --> 00:58:57,882
It's 'cause I sprayed
them with this,
and they hate it.

1385
00:58:57,925 --> 00:58:58,883
Just a fire
extinguisher?

1386
00:58:58,926 --> 00:59:00,580
No, honey. This is...

1387
00:59:00,624 --> 00:59:02,147
compressed nitrogen.

1388
00:59:02,190 --> 00:59:03,757
Y-You have more of these?

1389
00:59:03,801 --> 00:59:04,932
That's the last one.

1390
00:59:06,630 --> 00:59:07,805
Nitrogen.

1391
00:59:07,848 --> 00:59:08,893
What?

1392
00:59:08,936 --> 00:59:09,894
There's shops around here.

1393
00:59:09,937 --> 00:59:11,635
Shop?
You want to shop?

1394
00:59:11,678 --> 00:59:13,811
No, honey, this nitrogen,

1395
00:59:13,854 --> 00:59:17,597
this is what almost killed me
this morning on the set.

1396
00:59:17,641 --> 00:59:19,164
This is
gonna keep us alive.

1397
00:59:19,207 --> 00:59:21,340
We gotta get
out of here.
We really gotta go.

1398
00:59:21,383 --> 00:59:23,864
Yeah, and even if we do,
these spiders aren't
just gonna let us leave.

1399
00:59:23,908 --> 00:59:27,172
Dad, we're gonna
have to fight.

1400
00:59:28,695 --> 00:59:31,132
And that's what
we're gonna do, son.

1401
00:59:34,919 --> 00:59:36,224
OLIVIA: Come on!

1402
00:59:40,272 --> 00:59:42,317
[ viewers murmuring ]

1403
00:59:42,361 --> 00:59:43,971
Ladies and Gentlemen,

1404
00:59:44,015 --> 00:59:46,974
just moments ago, the President
of the United States

1405
00:59:47,018 --> 00:59:50,108
declared the L.A. basin
a disaster zone.

1406
00:59:50,151 --> 00:59:53,502
I can tell you the situation
has gone from bad to worse.

1407
00:59:53,546 --> 00:59:57,115
The Santa Monica Mountains
continue to destabilize.

1408
00:59:57,158 --> 00:59:59,204
We're showing you
live footage from Malibu,

1409
00:59:59,247 --> 01:00:01,336
where the latest eruption
has occurred.

1410
01:00:01,380 --> 01:00:04,513
Several freeways
have been severely damaged,

1411
01:00:04,557 --> 01:00:08,169
leading authorities to advise
everyone to stay in place.

1412
01:00:08,213 --> 01:00:12,130
This map shows the damage
spread across the L.A. basin,

1413
01:00:12,173 --> 01:00:14,393
but in the midst
of all this chaos,

1414
01:00:14,436 --> 01:00:16,221
there are selfless acts
of heroism

1415
01:00:16,264 --> 01:00:18,179
as reported
by our own Lisa Miller.

1416
01:00:18,223 --> 01:00:20,268
Uh, yeah. I just wanna say

1417
01:00:20,312 --> 01:00:22,706
that I wouldn't
be standing here if it
wasn't for Colton West.

1418
01:00:22,749 --> 01:00:24,446
He's a real-life
action hero.

1419
01:00:24,490 --> 01:00:26,187
Well, I'm sure
he had some help.

1420
01:00:26,231 --> 01:00:27,972
Did you know he
used to be an actor?

1421
01:00:28,015 --> 01:00:29,669
Colton West,
he save my life.

1422
01:00:29,713 --> 01:00:31,366
You super action.

1423
01:00:31,410 --> 01:00:32,846
Well, there you have it.

1424
01:00:32,890 --> 01:00:34,761
In the stranger
than fiction category,

1425
01:00:34,805 --> 01:00:36,763
and in the midst of
the biggest catastrophe

1426
01:00:36,807 --> 01:00:38,460
this city
has ever seen,

1427
01:00:38,504 --> 01:00:40,724
a motion-picture
action hero

1428
01:00:40,767 --> 01:00:44,205
might very well be
a real, live
action hero.

1429
01:00:44,249 --> 01:00:45,206
Back to you.

1430
01:00:45,250 --> 01:00:46,207
Thank you, Lisa.

1431
01:00:46,251 --> 01:00:47,295
Has he lost his mind?

1432
01:00:47,339 --> 01:00:48,514
[ buzzer sounding ]

1433
01:00:48,557 --> 01:00:50,211
Who the hell's
calling here?

1434
01:00:50,255 --> 01:00:52,866
If it's a spider,
don't answer it.

1435
01:00:52,910 --> 01:00:55,042
Who is it?

1436
01:00:55,086 --> 01:00:57,218
It's Colton West.

1437
01:00:57,262 --> 01:00:58,350
What?
What?!

1438
01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:02,615
Wyatt, Olivia,
get in here.
Come in here.

1439
01:01:02,659 --> 01:01:05,531
Oh, Colton.
Colton West, man,

1440
01:01:05,574 --> 01:01:07,707
you are all
over the news.

1441
01:01:07,751 --> 01:01:09,796
Teddy, what are you
still doing here?

1442
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:12,146
We left the set
same time you did.

1443
01:01:12,190 --> 01:01:13,582
Then all hell
broke loose.

1444
01:01:13,626 --> 01:01:15,193
Freeways
are shut down,

1445
01:01:15,236 --> 01:01:16,977
and those spiders
are killing anything
that moves.

1446
01:01:17,021 --> 01:01:19,588
I know. There's no getting
in and out of L.A. now.

1447
01:01:19,632 --> 01:01:21,503
Well, our boys over
at the studio wings

1448
01:01:21,547 --> 01:01:23,680
said that they have
some helicopters.

1449
01:01:23,723 --> 01:01:25,246
They were supposed
to be on their way,

1450
01:01:25,290 --> 01:01:27,031
but they didn't show up,

1451
01:01:27,074 --> 01:01:29,337
and we haven't
been able to get ahold
of them since.

1452
01:01:29,381 --> 01:01:31,209
Bigger question is,
what are you doing here?

1453
01:01:31,252 --> 01:01:33,733
I got a plan.Heh heh.

1454
01:01:33,777 --> 01:01:36,214
You've always got
a plan, Colton West.

1455
01:01:36,257 --> 01:01:38,172
Is this the original
Red Rocket?

1456
01:01:38,216 --> 01:01:39,608
Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey.

1457
01:01:39,652 --> 01:01:42,002
NASA made
that suit.

1458
01:01:42,046 --> 01:01:46,746
Ah, the days
of the big budgets.
Mm, mm, mm.

1459
01:01:46,790 --> 01:01:50,271
Son, this suit, this helmet,
it paid for our house,

1460
01:01:50,315 --> 01:01:52,665
paid for the clothes
you're wearing, your education.

1461
01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:56,756
[ sighs ]
Paid for everything.

1462
01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:58,584
So why do you
still keep 'em?

1463
01:01:58,627 --> 01:02:01,761
Well--Because I'm a sucker
for nostalgia.

1464
01:02:01,805 --> 01:02:02,762
Yeah.

1465
01:02:02,806 --> 01:02:04,982
How you doing,
young man?

1466
01:02:05,025 --> 01:02:07,506
I always thought one day
we'd make a sequel.

1467
01:02:07,549 --> 01:02:10,422
Well, if things
ever get normal,
maybe he'll fly again.

1468
01:02:10,465 --> 01:02:12,119
I wish we could all
fly away from here.

1469
01:02:12,163 --> 01:02:15,340
We're gonna make a break
for it, Colt. You with us?

1470
01:02:15,383 --> 01:02:16,645
No. You're not
going out there.

1471
01:02:16,689 --> 01:02:18,299
I wouldn't count
on the military.

1472
01:02:18,343 --> 01:02:20,040
They're sending in
a ground evac,

1473
01:02:20,084 --> 01:02:21,912
but who knows when
that's gonna happen?

1474
01:02:21,955 --> 01:02:23,565
So we're all
just sitting ducks?

1475
01:02:23,609 --> 01:02:26,003
No, Ted,
I'm not a sitting duck,

1476
01:02:26,046 --> 01:02:28,048
and neither are you.
We're not giving up.

1477
01:02:28,092 --> 01:02:31,095
I love your attitude,
baby, but the fact is--

1478
01:02:31,138 --> 01:02:32,836
Marty, I've been
in this town for 30 years.

1479
01:02:32,879 --> 01:02:35,012
It has not killed me.
It's not gonna kill me now.

1480
01:02:35,055 --> 01:02:38,189
Now, Wyatt said
this kept him alive.

1481
01:02:38,232 --> 01:02:40,931
Nitrogen. You used it
on the set today,
weren't you?

1482
01:02:40,974 --> 01:02:43,629
You used this on them?

1483
01:02:43,672 --> 01:02:45,326
Yeah.It worked?

1484
01:02:45,370 --> 01:02:46,675
Son of a gun.

1485
01:02:46,719 --> 01:02:48,068
Do you have
any more?

1486
01:02:48,112 --> 01:02:50,418
How much
are we talking?

1487
01:02:50,462 --> 01:02:52,072
And what do you have
in mind, Colt?

1488
01:02:52,116 --> 01:02:54,858
I need a map of downtown.

1489
01:02:57,686 --> 01:03:00,211
All right.
This is their nest.

1490
01:03:00,254 --> 01:03:01,734
This is how
they get around.

1491
01:03:01,778 --> 01:03:03,823
This is where
they come out.

1492
01:03:03,867 --> 01:03:05,782
It's all over L.A.

1493
01:03:05,825 --> 01:03:08,741
Right here,
this large chamber,

1494
01:03:08,785 --> 01:03:11,788
that's where
the queen is.

1495
01:03:13,441 --> 01:03:15,182
Okay.

1496
01:03:15,226 --> 01:03:17,184
If this map is accurate--
and it is--

1497
01:03:17,228 --> 01:03:18,838
that's no more than
just a few blocks away.

1498
01:03:18,882 --> 01:03:20,057
That's right.

1499
01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:22,537
Those canisters
of liquid nitrogen,

1500
01:03:22,581 --> 01:03:27,368
we need to wrap
bombs around them.
Can you do that?

1501
01:03:27,412 --> 01:03:30,067
I still have
a few dozen sticks
of C-4 around.

1502
01:03:30,110 --> 01:03:32,025
I don't see that
as a problem.

1503
01:03:32,069 --> 01:03:35,594
And we could
detonate them
by remote.

1504
01:03:35,637 --> 01:03:37,161
Can you do that?

1505
01:03:37,204 --> 01:03:39,250
Not a problem.

1506
01:03:39,293 --> 01:03:41,165
If we make enough
of these canisters

1507
01:03:41,208 --> 01:03:44,908
and drop them down
in the open craters,

1508
01:03:44,951 --> 01:03:46,910
then we can
detonate them,

1509
01:03:46,953 --> 01:03:51,088
and we can smoke
this queen right
out of the nest.

1510
01:03:51,131 --> 01:03:52,654
Can you do that?

1511
01:03:52,698 --> 01:03:54,961
Not a problem.Not a problem.

1512
01:03:55,005 --> 01:03:57,964
I--I don't know much
about this sort
of thing,

1513
01:03:58,008 --> 01:03:59,748
but this queen,

1514
01:03:59,792 --> 01:04:01,750
she's gonna be
a lot bigger than
the others, right?

1515
01:04:01,794 --> 01:04:03,404
Yeah,
she's gonna be huge.

1516
01:04:03,448 --> 01:04:05,580
And really pissed.

1517
01:04:05,624 --> 01:04:07,844
So, what,
we kill the queen?

1518
01:04:07,887 --> 01:04:09,802
Where does that
even get us?

1519
01:04:09,846 --> 01:04:11,499
Oh, no, no.
What--What he's saying,

1520
01:04:11,543 --> 01:04:13,153
it's--it's
a hive mentality.

1521
01:04:13,197 --> 01:04:15,590
You see, um,
if you kill the queen,

1522
01:04:15,634 --> 01:04:17,244
you kill them all.

1523
01:04:17,288 --> 01:04:19,507
It's--It's like
on the Insect Channel.

1524
01:04:19,551 --> 01:04:20,900
That's right.

1525
01:04:20,944 --> 01:04:23,903
I hate bugs.

1526
01:04:23,947 --> 01:04:26,079
Let's kill the bitch.

1527
01:04:37,743 --> 01:04:39,397
Ladies and gentlemen,

1528
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:42,008
tonight I call upon you,

1529
01:04:42,052 --> 01:04:44,793
the good people
of the motion picture industry.

1530
01:04:44,837 --> 01:04:48,188
It is you who works tirelessly

1531
01:04:48,232 --> 01:04:52,584
12, 14, 16 hours a day...

1532
01:04:52,627 --> 01:04:56,109
giving pints and pints of
your blood for our great nation.

1533
01:04:56,153 --> 01:04:59,808
Yes, some might say
it's just entertainment,

1534
01:04:59,852 --> 01:05:01,549
but we know better.

1535
01:05:01,593 --> 01:05:03,464
Our movies are where
the hopes and dreams

1536
01:05:03,508 --> 01:05:05,814
of this great nation are born.

1537
01:05:05,858 --> 01:05:09,209
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm chagrined to say

1538
01:05:09,253 --> 01:05:11,733
that tonight might be
our last production,

1539
01:05:11,777 --> 01:05:14,214
but I beseech you,
please think another way.

1540
01:05:14,258 --> 01:05:17,261
Tonight is our opening night.

1541
01:05:17,304 --> 01:05:19,959
Tonight is the night
that we save our city,

1542
01:05:20,003 --> 01:05:23,354
our homes, our families,

1543
01:05:23,397 --> 01:05:25,660
that we believe in a tomorrow,

1544
01:05:25,704 --> 01:05:28,228
a tomorrow where the Lakers
have another threepeat.

1545
01:05:28,272 --> 01:05:29,490
What about
the Clippers?

1546
01:05:29,534 --> 01:05:31,275
Clippers, too.

1547
01:05:31,318 --> 01:05:35,888
A tomorrow where the Kings
sip again from the Stanley Cup.

1548
01:05:35,932 --> 01:05:37,455
What about
the Ducks?

1549
01:05:37,498 --> 01:05:39,239
The Ducks, too.

1550
01:05:39,283 --> 01:05:40,632
And a tomorrow
where the Dodgers,

1551
01:05:40,675 --> 01:05:44,549
only the Dodgers,
win the World Series.

1552
01:05:44,592 --> 01:05:46,551
Ladies and gentlemen,

1553
01:05:46,594 --> 01:05:49,989
tonight I ask you
to unify as a city,

1554
01:05:50,033 --> 01:05:52,339
above the line, below the line.

1555
01:05:52,383 --> 01:05:54,689
Tonight we draw the line.

1556
01:05:54,733 --> 01:05:56,126
This is your city.

1557
01:05:56,169 --> 01:05:57,170
This is my city.

1558
01:05:57,214 --> 01:05:58,737
I was born in this city.

1559
01:05:58,780 --> 01:06:01,435
I'm gonna die in this city,
but not tonight!

1560
01:06:01,479 --> 01:06:03,960
Viva Los Angelenos!

1561
01:06:04,003 --> 01:06:06,136
[ cheering ]

1562
01:06:06,179 --> 01:06:07,746
Viva Los Angelenos!

1563
01:06:07,789 --> 01:06:11,010
Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, baby!

1564
01:06:11,054 --> 01:06:13,099
Yeah, that's what I'm
talking about, man!

1565
01:06:13,143 --> 01:06:15,145
[ barking ]

1566
01:06:15,188 --> 01:06:17,190
Whoo! Whoo!

1567
01:06:17,234 --> 01:06:19,149
[ growls ]

1568
01:06:19,192 --> 01:06:21,151
All of it, run it off.Okay.

1569
01:06:21,194 --> 01:06:22,239
All right. I got this.

1570
01:06:22,282 --> 01:06:24,023
Colt. Colt.
Yeah, Marty.

1571
01:06:24,067 --> 01:06:25,459
Yeah.
Listen.

1572
01:06:25,503 --> 01:06:26,852
I've been thinking
about this.

1573
01:06:26,895 --> 01:06:28,462
Mm-hmm. Yeah?
The queen.

1574
01:06:28,506 --> 01:06:30,769
You've gotta get
really close to take her out,

1575
01:06:30,812 --> 01:06:33,380
and bullets
aren't gonna do it.

1576
01:06:33,424 --> 01:06:35,034
You need an explosion,

1577
01:06:35,078 --> 01:06:37,167
and you know what happens
if she explodes?

1578
01:06:37,210 --> 01:06:39,082
It's a death wish
for anyone nearby.

1579
01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:41,040
Okay. So let's
use a remote.

1580
01:06:41,084 --> 01:06:43,129
It's moving,
and it's very hot.

1581
01:06:43,173 --> 01:06:44,783
Who's gonna
slap it on, anyway?

1582
01:06:44,826 --> 01:06:46,350
And besides, remember,
this is C-4.

1583
01:06:46,393 --> 01:06:48,265
That stuff's
gonna go off by itself,

1584
01:06:48,308 --> 01:06:50,136
like it or not.So how long?

1585
01:06:50,180 --> 01:06:53,705
10, 20 seconds tops.

1586
01:06:53,748 --> 01:06:55,489
Look, man, that was
a really good speech,

1587
01:06:55,533 --> 01:06:57,970
but, um--oh, oh,
okay, great speech,

1588
01:06:58,014 --> 01:07:00,320
but we're gonna need
more than speeches.

1589
01:07:00,364 --> 01:07:03,454
Just make sure
those bombs go off.

1590
01:07:03,497 --> 01:07:05,369
Oh, we will.

1591
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:13,899
You both just stay
here, and you'll
be safe, okay?

1592
01:07:13,942 --> 01:07:15,988
Okay.And, Wyatt,

1593
01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:17,946
I'm counting
on you, okay?

1594
01:07:17,990 --> 01:07:19,600
Okay.
You be a good boy.

1595
01:07:19,644 --> 01:07:20,601
I will.

1596
01:07:20,645 --> 01:07:22,342
You watch your mother.

1597
01:07:22,386 --> 01:07:23,865
All right.

1598
01:07:23,909 --> 01:07:25,824
Promise me
you'll come back.

1599
01:07:25,867 --> 01:07:27,130
I promise.

1600
01:07:27,173 --> 01:07:29,784
Okay.

1601
01:07:29,828 --> 01:07:32,048
Don't worry.

1602
01:07:35,573 --> 01:07:37,096
And how 'bout you?

1603
01:07:37,140 --> 01:07:39,359
You want to go
to a Dodger game
when I come back?

1604
01:07:39,403 --> 01:07:40,621
Yeah.

1605
01:07:40,665 --> 01:07:42,319
Hate to interrupt
a family moment,

1606
01:07:42,362 --> 01:07:44,234
but it's go time.

1607
01:07:44,277 --> 01:07:46,192
Okay.Okay.

1608
01:07:46,236 --> 01:07:47,150
All right.

1609
01:07:49,717 --> 01:07:50,979
I love you.

1610
01:07:52,459 --> 01:07:53,939
It's gonna be okay.

1611
01:08:05,951 --> 01:08:08,475
This is alpha.
We are nearing
the first drop.

1612
01:08:14,351 --> 01:08:16,309
The first bomb is away.

1613
01:08:16,353 --> 01:08:20,226
[ speaking Japanese ]

1614
01:08:20,270 --> 01:08:22,185
[ imitates explosion,
speaking Japanese ]

1615
01:08:22,228 --> 01:08:24,012
Roger that.
This is Bravo team.

1616
01:08:24,056 --> 01:08:25,666
We're nearing
the second crater.

1617
01:08:33,326 --> 01:08:35,111
Two is away.
Repeat, two is away.

1618
01:08:35,154 --> 01:08:36,721
We'll show them,
stupid spider,

1619
01:08:36,764 --> 01:08:39,245
good kung fu
fighting technique.

1620
01:08:39,289 --> 01:08:41,900
It is eerily quiet
on the streets of Los Angeles

1621
01:08:41,943 --> 01:08:44,511
as the greater
metro area smolders

1622
01:08:44,555 --> 01:08:46,948
under the crippling
volcanic eruptions

1623
01:08:46,992 --> 01:08:49,299
and the onslaught
of lavalantulas

1624
01:08:49,342 --> 01:08:51,301
that have been thrust up
from their nest,

1625
01:08:51,344 --> 01:08:53,216
decimating everything
in their path.

1626
01:08:53,259 --> 01:08:55,392
Now the residents
that were evacuated earlier

1627
01:08:55,435 --> 01:08:57,742
are long gone,
hopefully to safety.

1628
01:08:57,785 --> 01:09:01,702
Those who remain are
hunkered down under martial law.

1629
01:09:01,746 --> 01:09:03,878
Let me tell you,
even though this small area

1630
01:09:03,922 --> 01:09:05,489
might seem safe for now,

1631
01:09:05,532 --> 01:09:08,753
no one inside the city
and the ring of fire are safe.

1632
01:09:08,796 --> 01:09:11,408
Rescue efforts are
still being hindered,

1633
01:09:11,451 --> 01:09:13,192
so all of these brave residents,

1634
01:09:13,236 --> 01:09:16,152
all they can do is
sit and wait and pray.

1635
01:09:19,285 --> 01:09:21,157
MARTY: Keep it moving.
Keep it moving.

1636
01:09:32,124 --> 01:09:33,952
Hey, man, I'm gonna
need some backup.

1637
01:09:33,995 --> 01:09:35,823
There's lots
of spiders here.

1638
01:09:35,867 --> 01:09:38,217
Don't worry, Teddy.
Cavalry's
on its way.

1639
01:09:38,261 --> 01:09:39,392
[ imitates
horse neighing ]

1640
01:09:39,436 --> 01:09:40,654
[ imitates hooves clopping ]

1641
01:09:46,791 --> 01:09:49,097
All right, now.

1642
01:09:49,141 --> 01:09:50,795
I'm here. Come on!

1643
01:09:50,838 --> 01:09:53,058
Come on! Come on!

1644
01:09:53,101 --> 01:09:56,192
I got something
for you and your mama!

1645
01:09:56,235 --> 01:09:58,977
Take that! Come on!

1646
01:09:59,020 --> 01:10:01,197
[ yelling ]

1647
01:10:02,372 --> 01:10:04,765
Ah! Ah!

1648
01:10:07,028 --> 01:10:08,116
I need some help here.

1649
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:10,249
[ whirring ]I need some help!

1650
01:10:10,293 --> 01:10:11,859
Full power.

1651
01:10:11,903 --> 01:10:13,905
[ imitating siren ]

1652
01:10:16,255 --> 01:10:18,344
[ gasps ] Oh.

1653
01:10:18,388 --> 01:10:19,476
Oh.

1654
01:10:21,652 --> 01:10:23,219
Hoo.

1655
01:10:23,262 --> 01:10:25,395
[ imitating siren ]

1656
01:10:25,438 --> 01:10:27,135
[ orchestra playing ]

1657
01:10:27,179 --> 01:10:28,224
Move it! Move it!Oh, guys...

1658
01:10:29,486 --> 01:10:31,052
Come on,
come on, come on!

1659
01:10:31,096 --> 01:10:32,010
Teddy.Come on!

1660
01:10:34,230 --> 01:10:35,231
Come on.

1661
01:10:36,710 --> 01:10:38,234
Come on, you suckers.

1662
01:10:40,932 --> 01:10:42,847
Come on. Come on.
Come on.

1663
01:10:44,414 --> 01:10:47,591
[ screaming ]

1664
01:10:47,634 --> 01:10:49,070
[ firing stops ]

1665
01:10:49,114 --> 01:10:50,420
[ imitates gunfire ]

1666
01:10:51,682 --> 01:10:53,336
What?
They're gone.

1667
01:10:53,379 --> 01:10:55,251
Well, it worked,
didn't it?

1668
01:10:55,294 --> 01:10:56,861
Yeah. [ sighs ]

1669
01:10:56,904 --> 01:10:58,558
Okay.
What's the plan, Colt?

1670
01:10:58,602 --> 01:11:00,168
Uh, you know
how we always say

1671
01:11:00,212 --> 01:11:02,519
that making a film
is like war?

1672
01:11:02,562 --> 01:11:04,260
Yeah.Yeah.

1673
01:11:04,303 --> 01:11:06,871
Well, let's hope that this war
is like making a film.

1674
01:11:06,914 --> 01:11:08,220
What does that mean?

1675
01:11:08,264 --> 01:11:09,308
Means I need you
to plant those bombs.

1676
01:11:09,352 --> 01:11:10,831
Okay, but what
does that mean?

1677
01:11:10,875 --> 01:11:12,442
Means I need you
to plant those bombs.

1678
01:11:12,485 --> 01:11:14,574
Where are you going?
What are you doing?Colton!

1679
01:11:14,618 --> 01:11:17,708
Colt! Come back here, Colt .44!Come back here!

1680
01:11:17,751 --> 01:11:20,363
Uh, your attention please.
Colton has gone rogue.

1681
01:11:20,406 --> 01:11:23,104
Everybody keep going.
The plan remains the same.

1682
01:11:23,148 --> 01:11:25,237
Repeat, it remains
the same, all right? Out.

1683
01:11:25,281 --> 01:11:26,804
What is he doing?

1684
01:11:26,847 --> 01:11:29,154
He's just being
your father.
I don't--

1685
01:11:29,197 --> 01:11:31,896
[ Scottish accent ]
Keep moving, laddies.
We've got to win this one.

1686
01:11:31,939 --> 01:11:33,550
Freedom!

1687
01:12:27,908 --> 01:12:29,214
[ groans ]

1688
01:12:29,257 --> 01:12:30,171
Damn it!

1689
01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:36,264
[ growls ]

1690
01:12:53,107 --> 01:12:56,328
Marty. Marty.
Come in, Marty.

1691
01:12:56,372 --> 01:12:58,112
[ sighs ]
There you are, man.

1692
01:12:58,156 --> 01:13:00,506
Hey, where are you?
Exactly where are you?

1693
01:13:00,550 --> 01:13:03,553
You'll know in a little bit.

1694
01:13:03,596 --> 01:13:04,815
What's our status?

1695
01:13:04,858 --> 01:13:06,512
You got
those bombs planted?

1696
01:13:06,556 --> 01:13:07,557
Red 3 standing by.

1697
01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:09,123
Red 2 standing by.

1698
01:13:09,167 --> 01:13:10,690
Red 5 standing by.
[ beeps ]

1699
01:13:10,734 --> 01:13:12,388
R2, shut up.
I'm busy, man.

1700
01:13:12,431 --> 01:13:13,780
Standing by, man.Great.

1701
01:13:13,824 --> 01:13:15,739
I'm counting on you,
Marty.

1702
01:13:15,782 --> 01:13:18,219
I'm counting on you.

1703
01:13:18,263 --> 01:13:19,656
We gonna be
all right, Colt.

1704
01:13:19,699 --> 01:13:21,484
You just make sure
you don't get dead.

1705
01:13:36,281 --> 01:13:38,979
Colt, I really hope
you're there,

1706
01:13:39,023 --> 01:13:41,112
'cause if you've got a plan,
now's the time.

1707
01:13:41,155 --> 01:13:42,983
Yeah, I got a plan.

1708
01:13:43,027 --> 01:13:44,115
It's go time.

1709
01:13:44,158 --> 01:13:46,378
Go time?
Go where time?

1710
01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:47,771
What--Where are you?

1711
01:13:47,814 --> 01:13:50,338
I found a little party
I want to drop in on.

1712
01:14:01,654 --> 01:14:03,047
Make some music, Teddy.

1713
01:14:03,090 --> 01:14:06,833
On my mark,
3, 2, 1.

1714
01:14:06,877 --> 01:14:08,269
We're rolling.

1715
01:14:22,675 --> 01:14:24,198
Oh.

1716
01:14:26,331 --> 01:14:27,854
MARTY:
One didn't go off.

1717
01:14:27,898 --> 01:14:29,073
Push it again.

1718
01:14:29,116 --> 01:14:30,074
I'm pushing it.

1719
01:14:30,117 --> 01:14:31,118
[ rumbling ]

1720
01:14:31,162 --> 01:14:32,903
Oh, my gosh.

1721
01:14:32,946 --> 01:14:35,993
Oh, my...

1722
01:14:36,036 --> 01:14:37,473
[ gasping, murmuring ]

1723
01:14:38,865 --> 01:14:41,999
MARTY: Yah!TEDDY: What the...

1724
01:14:42,042 --> 01:14:43,087
Yah!

1725
01:14:43,130 --> 01:14:44,654
Incoming!

1726
01:14:44,697 --> 01:14:46,743
Incoming!
Let's go! Go! Go! Go!

1727
01:14:46,786 --> 01:14:47,874
Go!Take 'em out!

1728
01:14:47,918 --> 01:14:49,354
[ all yelling ]

1729
01:14:51,356 --> 01:14:53,227
Tighten the flank!
Don't let 'em through!

1730
01:14:53,271 --> 01:14:54,751
Hold 'em!

1731
01:14:54,794 --> 01:14:56,143
Back up. Back up.
Hold the line.

1732
01:14:56,187 --> 01:14:58,885
Come on.
Hold the line!

1733
01:14:58,929 --> 01:15:00,757
Watch your flank!
Watch your flank, guys!

1734
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:02,672
Tighten it up!
Tighten it up!

1735
01:15:02,715 --> 01:15:04,500
That's it! Spray 'em!

1736
01:15:06,197 --> 01:15:09,200
[ gasps ]

1737
01:15:09,243 --> 01:15:11,942
[ muttering ]

1738
01:15:15,772 --> 01:15:18,644
What we gonna do?
How am I gonna spray that, man?

1739
01:15:18,688 --> 01:15:19,950
She's bigger than
the damn buildings.

1740
01:15:19,993 --> 01:15:21,952
Mama's home.

1741
01:15:25,390 --> 01:15:29,176
If anybody's got a plan B,
uh, how 'bout now?

1742
01:15:29,220 --> 01:15:31,614
[ roaring ]

1743
01:15:33,050 --> 01:15:34,530
- It's huge!

1744
01:15:34,573 --> 01:15:38,011
She's not just bad.
She's big.

1745
01:15:38,055 --> 01:15:39,143
Really big.

1746
01:15:41,928 --> 01:15:43,626
[ Teddy gasping ]

1747
01:15:43,669 --> 01:15:44,801
C-4 now.

1748
01:15:44,844 --> 01:15:47,368
Oh, you're kidding me.What?

1749
01:15:47,412 --> 01:15:48,935
Where the hell is it?

1750
01:15:48,979 --> 01:15:51,285
I know where it is.

1751
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:03,384
All right, Colt.

1752
01:16:03,428 --> 01:16:04,777
Action.

1753
01:16:04,821 --> 01:16:06,344
Unbelievable.

1754
01:16:08,694 --> 01:16:11,567
[ yelling ]

1755
01:16:11,610 --> 01:16:12,524
Whoa!

1756
01:16:15,266 --> 01:16:16,528
Go! Go!Let's go!

1757
01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:18,356
Go! Go! Get out of here!

1758
01:16:18,399 --> 01:16:19,749
Run! Run!
Everybody, run!

1759
01:16:26,364 --> 01:16:27,452
No. No, no, no!
No, no, no!

1760
01:16:27,495 --> 01:16:29,193
Whoa! Ow!

1761
01:16:29,236 --> 01:16:30,803
Ow! Ow!

1762
01:16:30,847 --> 01:16:34,111
[ roaring ]

1763
01:16:34,154 --> 01:16:35,721
Steady. Come on, steady.

1764
01:16:35,765 --> 01:16:36,983
Whoa. Ow! Whoa. Whoa, whoa.

1765
01:16:37,027 --> 01:16:38,942
Ow!

1766
01:16:41,379 --> 01:16:44,643
[ laughing ]

1767
01:16:44,687 --> 01:16:45,905
Oh ho. Okay.

1768
01:16:47,690 --> 01:16:50,257
Ooh.[ roars ]

1769
01:16:50,301 --> 01:16:51,476
Aah! Whoo!

1770
01:16:51,519 --> 01:16:52,912
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
That's hot!

1771
01:16:52,956 --> 01:16:53,957
Ow!

1772
01:16:56,220 --> 01:16:58,178
[ roars ]Hi, baby.

1773
01:16:59,310 --> 01:17:01,051
[ laughing ]

1774
01:17:06,273 --> 01:17:08,493
Nice mouth.

1775
01:17:12,453 --> 01:17:15,021
[ cheering ]

1776
01:17:20,418 --> 01:17:22,072
And in breaking news,

1777
01:17:22,115 --> 01:17:24,074
while airlifts
are finally under way,

1778
01:17:24,117 --> 01:17:27,686
evacuating the rest
of the civilians from the area,

1779
01:17:27,730 --> 01:17:31,124
one man and his ragtag team of--
and you're hearing this right--

1780
01:17:31,168 --> 01:17:34,432
film crew actually
devised a successful plan

1781
01:17:34,475 --> 01:17:36,434
to take down
the queen lavalantula

1782
01:17:36,477 --> 01:17:38,479
and send the rest
of these creatures back down

1783
01:17:38,523 --> 01:17:41,961
to their fiery home thousands
of feet below the city.

1784
01:17:42,005 --> 01:17:44,442
That hero is none other
than Colton West,

1785
01:17:44,485 --> 01:17:47,706
who, against all odds,
risked life and limb

1786
01:17:47,750 --> 01:17:49,795
to save this still great city.

1787
01:17:49,839 --> 01:17:52,145
And all that this reporter
can say,

1788
01:17:52,189 --> 01:17:55,714
in the now infamous words
of Colton West, is nice job.

1789
01:17:55,758 --> 01:17:57,673
[ groaning ]

1790
01:18:05,463 --> 01:18:09,032
Oh, hey, buddy.
Come on. Come on.

1791
01:18:09,075 --> 01:18:10,033
Over here.

1792
01:18:10,076 --> 01:18:11,338
Hey, come on. Oh.

1793
01:18:11,382 --> 01:18:12,949
Come on.Come on. We got you.

1794
01:18:12,992 --> 01:18:14,341
Oh, thank you.We got you.

1795
01:18:14,385 --> 01:18:15,516
[ groaning ]Ho ho ho. Step up.

1796
01:18:15,560 --> 01:18:17,344
You all right?
Yeah.

1797
01:18:17,388 --> 01:18:19,607
You still--Oh, yeah.
Aw, man. Ow!

1798
01:18:19,651 --> 01:18:20,783
Nice suit.
Yeah.

1799
01:18:20,826 --> 01:18:22,741
I'm really glad
you kept it.

1800
01:18:22,785 --> 01:18:24,482
You're welcome.
You're welcome.

1801
01:18:25,788 --> 01:18:27,441
Dad!

1802
01:18:27,485 --> 01:18:29,748
Dad! Dad! Dad!
[ laughs ]

1803
01:18:29,792 --> 01:18:31,271
I'm fine, my son.

1804
01:18:31,315 --> 01:18:33,099
Dad, I was watching
the news the whole time,

1805
01:18:33,143 --> 01:18:34,666
It was so cool!My good boy.

1806
01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:35,754
Oh, he's a good boy.

1807
01:18:35,798 --> 01:18:37,625
You are crazy.Oh, yeah.

1808
01:18:37,669 --> 01:18:39,323
You know that? Oh, yeah.

1809
01:18:39,366 --> 01:18:40,890
Honey, I really hurt.
I think I broke--

1810
01:18:40,933 --> 01:18:42,630
Come on. Come on. I think I broke my face.

1811
01:18:42,674 --> 01:18:43,936
Get him out of here.

1812
01:18:43,980 --> 01:18:45,590
Oh, I think--I gotta
go to the hospital.

1813
01:18:45,633 --> 01:18:46,678
But, Dad... Yeah?

1814
01:18:46,722 --> 01:18:47,897
Dad, you did it.Yeah. Yeah.

1815
01:18:47,940 --> 01:18:49,028
The West family did it.

1816
01:18:49,072 --> 01:18:50,116
Yeah, we did it.
We all did.

1817
01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:51,727
I think I did
a lot of it,

1818
01:18:51,770 --> 01:18:53,206
but I think
we did it together.

1819
01:18:53,250 --> 01:18:56,079
I smell a sequel
coming on.

1820
01:18:56,122 --> 01:18:58,385
"Red Rocket 2"?

1821
01:18:58,429 --> 01:18:59,735
"Attack
of the Lavalantulas."

1822
01:18:59,778 --> 01:19:00,736
Ah.
[ laughs ]

1823
01:19:00,779 --> 01:19:01,737
Everybody gets a suit.

1824
01:19:01,780 --> 01:19:02,868
I want a suit.

1825
01:19:02,912 --> 01:19:04,652
Well, you could
put me in mine.

1826
01:19:04,696 --> 01:19:05,871
Ooh, I like that.

1827
01:19:05,915 --> 01:19:07,220
[ deep ]
Oh, yeah, baby.

1828
01:19:07,264 --> 01:19:08,613
[ laughing ]

1829
01:19:08,656 --> 01:19:09,614
Yeah. Aw, yeah.

1830
01:19:09,657 --> 01:19:11,921
MARTY:
Aw, yeah, baby.

1831
01:19:11,964 --> 01:19:13,749
♪ Red Rocket
in the house, yo ♪

1832
01:19:13,792 --> 01:19:15,968
We thinking about
all kinds of Red
Rocket products.

1833
01:19:16,012 --> 01:19:17,143
Yeah.
Red Rocket tacos.

1834
01:19:17,187 --> 01:19:19,058
Red Rocket lipstick.

1835
01:19:19,102 --> 01:19:20,364
Red Rocket lipstick.

1836
01:19:20,407 --> 01:19:21,974
Red Rocket burritos,
Red-ritos.

1837
01:19:22,018 --> 01:19:23,671
Red Rocket shoes.Ha ha ha ha.

1838
01:19:23,715 --> 01:19:24,934
Red Rocket rockets.

1839
01:19:24,977 --> 01:19:26,979
Red Rocket rockets.Y-Yeah.

1840
01:19:27,023 --> 01:19:30,461
REPORTER: Colton West
has saved Los Angeles.

1841
01:19:36,859 --> 01:19:39,165
... wonder alout if this is the
last of the lavalantulas?

1842
01:19:42,255 --> 01:19:44,170
[ instrumental playing ]